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@j0selyngrace: @erikfabrae i mean i shouldn't even have twitter anymore cause my dad is on there too...

@erikfabrae: @j0selyngrace i'm okay with that too.

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@j0selyngrace: TIME TO NEVER GO ON TIKTOK AGAIN

@erikfabrae: @j0selyngrace my job here is done.

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@erikfabrae: I can take your man if I want to.

@erikfabrae: But lucky for you I don't want to.

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Charles: Are they a favorite pair? Also, I must confess I’m not sure who this is. I didn’t save your number with a name, only an emoji.

Charles: Are you holding my boxers hostage? Is that what this is? What’s the ransom? The return of yours or a cash settlement?

Charles: I feel like this makes me sound worse than I actually am. I promise I’m not actually a slag. Just trying to keep with the bar distractions as of late.

Erik: Quite frankly, I didn't save your number at all. And yes, they most certainly are.

Erik: Well considering they are not mine, either that or they're going in the trash. They're a little too... pink, for my taste.

Erik: Well, considering I don't remember your name, I won't hold it against you.

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Erik: You seemed to have taken my boxers on your rush out.

Erik: Next time you’re in a hurry to leave, don’t toss your boxers to some place unknown.

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@blissfabray: @erikfabray but i KNOW

@erikfabrae: @blissfabray Yes, you knew your mom and I were getting divorced, and that I was gay, and that something about blue eyes, but not everyone takes it easy as us.

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@blissfabray: i hate social constructs. why can't i just tell this girl we're soulmates and meant to be together without getting handcuffs slapped on me and a harassment charge? i don't understand life.

@erikfabrae: @blissfabray Because son, no.