erik hate blog

we out here beating the phantom with rocks n hammers

[erikoffensesquad]

the opera ghost really existed bc i put that fucker's hands through a meat grinderrrrrrrr

[erikoffensesquad]

if you're out here harassing people about e/c, just know i'll be here filling bone boy's nasal cavity with mud

[erikoffensesquad]

his score is trash and his fashion blasé

[erikoffensesquad]

if you're out here harassing people about e/c, just know i'll be here filling bone boy's nasal cavity with mud

[erikoffensesquad]

today i shadowboxed and imagined landing several devastating hits all over erik's frail body. i won every round

[erikoffensesquad]

thank you for joining me, let's lock erik in a crate and never let him out

[erikoffensesquad]

today i printed out a picture of erik and burned him to a dainty crisp

[carnadelions]

Let That Old Man Fuck as a popular refrain is so funny to me because historically speaking that old man has been allowed to get his freak on with someone younger and hotter than him for far too long. how about we just Let Him Shrivel Into a Befittingly Undersexed Husk and Die

[erikoffensesquad]

project your period cramps onto erik phantomopera

[erikoffensesquad]

for every time erik talks or thinks about christine, you must mentally throw a rock at him

[shericanary-deactivated20251118]

[erikdefensesquad]

Good. I will make sure to be even more defensive of him.

[erikoffensesquad]

how defensive