Bites Of Bookish Nonsense

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Kyler: the real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Kaleb: I almost died.

Kyler: that… was my favorite memory.

Kyler’s Dragon: mine too.

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At the dengalow

Mari: Kyler, will you show Kaleb around?

Kyler: yeah, sure. [to Kaleb] here’s the exit.

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The Infernal Devices Characters

Artist: @ya_ariart

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Gorgeous 🥰

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Rereading Clockwork Prince. Will and Magnus is one of my favorite dynamics ever.

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Rayleigh: Hey, did anyone ever try putting Kyler in the sun more? Like a plant? Maybe he’ll stop being so moody.

Kyler: [walking up behind her] What about me being moody, sunshine?

Rayleigh: Nothing. Nothing at all.

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Kyler: Can I be frank when you?

Rayleigh: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Kendall: Can I still be Kendall?

Leighton: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Rayleigh: things are going to be difficult. But you—

Kyler: are going to be difficulter.

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Rayleigh: are you flirting with me?

Kaleb: I’m trying. I have no idea what I’m doing.

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Kaleb: You’re not half as clever as you think you are.

Kyler: Still makes me more clever than you.

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Theo: Nikylo, where are we on the people trying to kidnap Mitch?

Kyler: We are very close, Theo, aside from a complete absence of evidence, suspects, or leads. So in conclusion, not at all close.

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Aiden: From this point on, I'll do every part of the job perfectly. Perfecter than perfectly.

Koladon: It's more perfect. You said that imperfectly.

Aiden: I was testing you. You did perfectly.

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Kyler: The Dengalow is burning and you can save me or the cake, what do you choose?

Theo: That’s not fair. The cake doesn’t have legs.

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Kyler, to Mari: People like you. You’re quiet. You say ‘excuse me.’ You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

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Kyler: I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Kaleb [to Rayleigh]: I got your text. When you’re going through a “Taylor-Swift-like range of emotions” I should come over, right?

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Theo: Where’s your boyfriend?

Rayleigh: We’re meeting up later because he has a little surprise for me.

Kyler: Spoiler: it’s his penis.

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Forgotten Flare characters as SpongeBob quotes:

Rayleigh: Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.

Kaleb: We could take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!

Mari: Patrick, I don’t think wumbo is a real word.

Theo: But it’s my only night to be fancy!

Aiden: Dumb people are always blissfully unaware that they’re dumb.

Kendall: Can I be excused for the rest of my life.

Mitch: I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.