Nikki

Crazily sane.

[erlomast]

Here is a link to my channel

https://youtube.com/@erlomast-thecosmicvoid?si=Qmj6kIzQgdZGw8yp

[notonepiece]

Crocodile: You can trust me! My motives are completely sinister.

Mr. 1: [whispers in Crocodile’s ear]

Crocodile: ... sincere.

[catnippackets]

tfw your coworker is such a creep that you’d literally rather be kidnapped by the local supervillain than be around him

[kiyokospeaks]

ANDNFBBT THIS IS SO FUNNY

[inaccurate-dbz-quotes]

Goku: Hold on! I’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures?

Vegeta: What the fuck?

Piccolo: He's having an idea.

[dbztextposts]

[homophobicavatarstyle]

how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can't do shit to any of the others

[homophobicavatarstyle]

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

[homophobicavatarstyle]

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you've turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

[homophobicavatarstyle]

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

[saltytocrusade]

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

[princecharmingtobe]

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva. 

[homophobicavatarstyle]

[meloncompote]

All the birthdays in One Piece

[kayura-sanada]

Even Tough Male Characters In One Piece Get to Cry

AND

THEY

ARE

NEVER

MOCKED FOR IT

[lightningstrikes-art]

[kiribold]

Hizashi, after learning All Might studied abroad in America: Does All Might think in Japanese or English?

Aizawa: Bold of you to assume All Might thinks.

[just-incorrect-bnha]

All Might: I need you to swear—

Bakugou: Fuck.

All Might:

All Might: I meant like, promise.

[faketextsfromlastmight]

All Might : I've heard your homeroom teacher at U.A. High will be Eraserhead. He's pretty underground these days so I doubt people of your generation know what a great hero he/

Midoriya Izuku : Wow, you mean Shouta Aizawa, 97% success rate in villain capture, born in Tokyo, part-time cat refuge helper, license plate 2506AH8, who planted tulips on his balcony and whose dating profile indicates that his favorite color is yellow?

All Might : ...

Midoriya Izuku : Yeah, I've... heard of him.

All Might : ...God, curse me, for I have delivered a wolf into your sheepfold.

[beif0ngs]

BEPO USED CUTE ATTACK! AND IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST LAW! 

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

Big Mom, after having birthed over 80 kids already: I’m pregnant again y'all :D!!!

Katakuri:

Daifuku:

Oven:

[notonepiece]

[Zoro becoming a bounty hunter]

Marine: So you’ll do it?

Zoro: Yeah man, I’ll kill him.

Marine: For how much?

Zoro: How about 30?

Marine: 30 grand?

Zoro: *spits water*

[demilypyro]

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

[freakxwannaxbe]

[lawssword]

Usopp: You brought us here to die!

Law: obviously

Usopp, whispering: shit, I cant tell if hes being sarcastic