Sunshine and whiskey.

[thebootydiaries]

someone: *drives next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

[pianister-deactivated20131210]

*does one push-up* *fergie voice* my body stay vicious i be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[chinese-chicken-salad]

Im gonna invent powdered toes

[pyomorphic]

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[purex-deactivated20241110]

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

[thequintab]

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

[fuxed-deactivated20240304]

Why did she use shadow clone jitsu like it was nothing

[parkchanwoohoo]

Her chakra levels…..

[oddfilmstills]

[ronanwazlib]

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

[everythings-onfirebut-itsfine]

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

[thickthighsnbigdreams]

I am HERE for this.

[pissedandpunk-deactivated202012]

Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:

[novacorps]

Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?

[the-love-of-reblog]

Someone mentions Severus Snape at all:

[zoiuddinho-deactivated20240517]

[nixcraft]

Work in IT, got this in the mail today.

[unclefather]

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

[unclefather]

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”

[fixingships]

[notlindsay]

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

[notlindsay]

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

[igotloveforhiphop]

Visit Original Link

Just Friends (Sunny) | Musiq Soulchild

[erratictranquility]

I'm not tryna pressure you

Just can't stop thinkin' 'bout you

[epicsheebs]

[nerd-nugget]

Hangry

[rainbowcookiz]

this bitch empty

YEET

[slimetony]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

[thecalminside]

“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.”

-Rumi