someone: *drives next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*
me: don’t make it weird
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someone: *drives next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*
me: don’t make it weird
*does one push-up* *fergie voice* my body stay vicious i be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness
person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*
Im gonna invent powdered toes
honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail
let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out
fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done
i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”
WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL
Why did she use shadow clone jitsu like it was nothing
Her chakra levels…..
au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye
Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?
Sirius:
I am HERE for this.
Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:
Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?
Someone mentions Severus Snape at all:
Work in IT, got this in the mail today.
a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???
Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”
alright so who wants to fall in love with me
this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself
Just Friends (Sunny) | Musiq Soulchild
I'm not tryna pressure you
Just can't stop thinkin' 'bout you
Hangry
this bitch empty
YEET
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow
“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.”
-Rumi