work like a red onion
play like a white onion
fuck like a green onion

blake kathryn

Kiana Khansmith
taylor price
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we're not kids anymore.
Misplaced Lens Cap
noise dept.
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins
Sweet Seals For You, Always
styofa doing anything

PR's Tumblrdome
Claire Keane

Discoholic 🪩
Xuebing Du
Show & Tell

roma★
NASA
ojovivo

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work like a red onion
play like a white onion
fuck like a green onion
and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team
This is what having auditory processing issues is like.
my pet seaweed
I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea
damn he really is an all-time poster
someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.
I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.
There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.
This is the most American post I have ever seen
“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair
He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.
Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
my super sustainable bmw
penis magician voice is this your penis
Today's wasp of the day is the panda ant (Euspinolia militaris)!
Credits: photo 1, photo 2
Not a panda or an ant but actually a female wingless wasp! As with fellow velvet ants/mutillids, this hairy girlboss is capable of making squeaky warning chirps by means of stridulation (the act of making sound by rubbing often specialized body parts together). What sets the panda ant's war call apart however is that it is significantly louder, longer, and lower with ultrasonic attributes.
Shaggy bird
Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now
Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?