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kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

viralfrog

mindllessdreaming

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

buggyhuman-blog

beardedmrbean

nathanielbuildsatesseract

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

girlhorse

my pet seaweed

mrhealyourgirl

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea

luntfontanne

damn he really is an all-time poster

glumshoe

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

glumshoe

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

mythopoetry

This is the most American post I have ever seen

glumshoe

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

beardedmrbean

He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

pitbolshevik

my super sustainable bmw

pitbolshevik

charl0ttan

penis magician voice is this your penis

waspdaily

Today's wasp of the day is the panda ant (Euspinolia militaris)!

Credits: photo 1, photo 2

Not a panda or an ant but actually a female wingless wasp! As with fellow velvet ants/mutillids, this hairy girlboss is capable of making squeaky warning chirps by means of stridulation (the act of making sound by rubbing often specialized body parts together). What sets the panda ant's war call apart however is that it is significantly louder, longer, and lower with ultrasonic attributes.

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