This Was Supposed To Be An Art Blog

Utter trash who sometimes does art. Call me Error. Commissions: Open and at half price! Message me here on tumblr or at [email protected] if interested. Click the "comm" button for my commission post!

[yamujiburo]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

Team Rocket says “trans rights” and “back off terfs”!

[subsidiary]

[6qubed]

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

[c3rvida3]

You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”

[bitchycode]

Call now

[archanean-knight]

[lowlevelrat]

is that garnets hair

[universetrain-blog]

yes.

(I sensed a challenged so I took it, tusssilago)

[lowlevelrat]

NO NO DONT DECAPITATE HER OH MY GOD THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[universetrain-blog]

I aim to please, tusssilago.

[xxtc-96xx]

Wheeze

[hurdying-gurdily]

@gallows-alligator

[fuck-philip-banks]

apparently i have already liked and reblogged this, which is wild because i do not remember that

[rythyme]

convincing your friend to eat something other than their depression meal by offering them your own depression meal

bonus:

[ffraf-deactivated20240703]

@robertdowney-jr

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[gay-slime]

Me: farming

The HD texture pack villager watching me “steal” his crops again:

[icedcoffeebee]

i hope you guys know i have the chrome extensions that turn trumps tweets into crayon, “god” into nicolas cage, the owo extension, and all caps turned off

[samsantalaart]

So I’m a bit of a fan of Pokémon. And with less and less time approaching before Sun & Moon come out there’s less chance of an Alolan form of Golduck appearing. So I thought I’d design my own :)

‘Now with even more intense migraines, Alolan Golducks are gifted with more psychic power than their counterparts, at the cost of little sleep’.

[apocahipster]

people draw critical role characters as high fantasy merchants with jewels and traditional clothes richly inspired by various cultures and people draw taz characters like they each stumbled through your parents’ wardrobes before arriving on a dnd set.

[morrithal]

To be fair, Magnus has worn cargo shorts in canon

[loafwins]

Johavi has become my brand and I’m very okay with that!

[taz-ids]

[ID] A full color drawing of Johann and Avi, sitting together against the voidfish’s tank. Avi is on the left, he is a human man with dark skin and long black hair pulled back into a ponytail. He’s wearing a white shirt with a blue fur trimmed jacket over it with the bureau of balance logo on the arm, and black pants with two white stripes down the side. He has a blue bandanna around his neck and goggles on his head, and he’s smiling brightly and holding up a flask. Johann is sitting next to him. He is a half-elf with tan skin and short shaggy brown hair. He’s wearing a blue vest over a white shirt and black pants, with a light brown cape and a black hat with large white feathers sticking out of it. His head is turned down and he’s smiling softly as he plays the violin. Behind them in the tank the voidfish’s tentacles float in the water. 

The second image is a close up of Avi and Johann, showing details. [end ID] 

[lesbianshepard]

LGBT stands for Lets Guillotine Billionaires Together

[systlin]

Okay. Gardening 101; or “Auntie Sys I have a yard that’s currently a yard and don’t know SHIT or FUCK about how to make it not be a boring-ass yard.”

Step 1; go to your local landfill and get all of the newspaper you can. Cardboard will also work. If your neighborhood puts them out for recycling, go around and grab them all like a little newspaper goblin.

Step 2; acquire mulch. If you WANT, you can go pay for it at a garden store, but we’re all cheap lazy bitches here so screw that. Most landfills will collect yard waste and branches and chip them into woodchips, which you can get for PENNIES or FREE. Go load up on that good shit.

I like straw too, which I can get for barter because I am related to half the people around here and a solid 65% of my extended family are farmers. I give Uncle Daryl three quarts of elderberry jelly or a couple pounds of morels in spring and he loads me up with straw bales.

Step 3; figure what parts of grass you want to be not-grass, and cover that shit in newspaper, good and thick. 5-10 layers. It helps to wet the newspaper to keep it from blowing away as you work.

Now, cover that newspaper with a good thick layer of mulch.

Congrats, you’re removing the grass. It’ll starve to death under the mulch and newspaper and rot into compost. You now have garden beds and have not dug one single bit of sod.

If you can’t wait for six months to plant, pull the mulch aside, cut a hole in the newspaper, and dig out a plug of sod the size of the planting hole. Throw some compost in there and plant. Tuck mulch back around plant. Water well.

There ya go. Garden beds. In a year, when you pull back the mulch the newspaper will be almost rotted away, and the soil underneath soft and loamy.

[systlin]

I like to edge garden beds like this with rocks, which I can ALSO get for free because I live in the part of Iowa dotted with limestone quarries. Just, pick that shit up along the road and

I’m collecting flat ones for a FREE crazy paving path too.

[aquatixwitch]

I love you for this.

[systlin]

No prob.

Protip; the best way to do a large area without killing your knees or back is to load up a bucket of water with newspaper, sit down on the grass, and sorta scoot your ass along as you drag the bucket with you, newspapering as you go.

Then dump buckets of mulch on that and spread it out with your feet. Just sorta kick it where you want it to be.

Source; my 61 year old mom with bad knees.

[gallusrostromegalus]

AAAAAAAYY my mom did the much-to-get-rid-of-lawn thing over the course of a winter- she’d read the paper in the morning then go spread it out on the lawn and toss muclh on it.  By spring it was ready to cut holes ans dump irism day lillies and peonies into.

and all this BEFORE she got her hip replaced.

10/10, recycling, enviornmental stewardship, loos baller AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO MOW.

[fursuitpursuits]

RT @TekkiWuff: Had an awesome time serving in the Café Snowglobe at this years NordicFuzzCon and met many lovely fuzzies there :3

📸 @IngvarJackal (thanks a lot!) ✂️ @DontHugCacti

#NFC2019 #MyNFCMoment https://t.co/lGSps2XvSA (Source)

[gravefl0wers]

Dice Envy’s Polar Vortex Dice! 💙

[goluxexmachina]

oh I like those

[tilthedayidice]

Aren’t they rad? They have so much detail

[enigmatic-goat]

Friend: Says something.

What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!

What comes out: Yee.