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The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you're ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

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When your partner gives you a shopping list, it’s effectively a fetch quest in the most boring RPG ever.

transjorts

headcanon that demiromantic Andrew didn’t think romantic attraction was real until Neil, and demisexual Neil didn’t think sexual attraction was real until Andrew.

thenatsdorf

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

immaplatypus

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

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“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

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Him face

luccorvus

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

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Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

titimylove

REBLOG HIM FACE FOR MOST EXCELLENT LUCK ALL 2022 🖤

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thetimetostrikeislater

Bones @ Spock

hungry-tummy

| Pumpkin Cinnamon Rolls w/ Maple Cream Cheese Glaze

crushsuggestions

hey could you just hug me real quick?? as in like for 8 years

grimgrahams

I love Kevin Day

liquidstar

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

liquidstar

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

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I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash

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the-bi-bilingual

This woman has too much power and she is wielding it exactly like I would want her to

secondbeatsongs

had a dream last night that I had a punk rock boyfriend with sleek black hair, dark eyeliner, and lots of earrings.

we hung out late at night in an abandoned shopping mall, and he said that he knew it was too soon, but he wanted to get married before it was made illegal again, because the political system’s in shambles.

I told him that it was definitely too soon, but I still said yes, because I knew we would have a good, weird life together.

we sat down on a rough bench, surrounded by the dark windows of now-closed stores, and talked about the wedding dress he wanted to wear (a goth one with one of those two-layer skirts with adjustable panels, but short and in white), and how hard it would be to make (not very; just time-consuming).

and, honestly? not a bad time. I’d dream that dream again - it was pretty fun.