from the river to the sea 🍉

always suffering from Lauren Shiba brainrot. TRANS lesbian, she/her, #1 music listener in the U.S., 2021. 22, now living in Montana, daughter of Diana of Themyscira, property of the Yoshi cult. really fucking gay. in love with a fuckton of women. I have autism, so please forgive me if I seem rude or inconsiderate

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Alright, time for an actual pinned post ig

Hey y'all, my name is Ember.

I am a proud Googledebunker (if you understand that reference, please send me an ask and I will follow you)

My pronouns are she/her, I'm a lesbian and a trans woman, and I have been on this earth since 2003.

My general tag is #from ember to you

My movie and show review tag is #ember on stage

My game tag is #ember rolled a 20

My cooking tag (when I bother to cook instead of eating out) is #ember's kitchen island

My poll tag is #ember at the ballot

My resistance tag is #ember calls for revolution

Other tags will come as soon as I start posting about other things, but those are my main ones.

Be respectful or be blocked. I will tolerate no bigotry of any kind. This includes misandry, so if you're one of those "kill all men" types, even as a joke, I do suggest unfollowing and blocking me.

I believe in a free Palestine, a free Congo, a free Hawai'i, and a free Ukraine, plus any others I don't know about.

I do not see the actions of Israel as the actions of Jewish people as a collective, so don't try any of that bullshit. I know people from all walks of life, I'm friends with as many of them as who are willing to be friends with me, but I do not tolerate the actions of a genocidal government.

If you're a mutual, you can DM me for my nsft side blog, otherwise please don't.

And finally, before I sign off, make sure to always read the terms and conditions

[mortallycrispygardener]

[shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea]

I'm sorry WHAT

[smallerontheoutside]

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

[astropithecus]

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

[fuckdaleearnhardt-deactivated20]

This website is complete shit

[carolxdanvers]

“the everything”

[butchbulbasaur]

[thelooniemoonie]

Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

[thelooniemoonie]

It's about that time of year again, and after having this circulate for a year now, it interesting seeing some observations:

Despite making this post in August, this post spikes in brief periods throughout the year, depending on when folks like to start.

Reading all the cool costume projects people are working on

Some of you animals reblog this on November 1st

[amvs]

[amvs]

same this shit rocks

[were--ralph]

this is genuinely one of my favorite videos

[sleepy-bebby]

[ironychan]

[rainbow-femme]

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

[catchymemes]

[mariakono]

Man i feel really bad for the guy who wrote this article because the article actually manages to raise a very very very good point but the way the headline is phrased completely omits 95% of what they were trying to say

And because i know people won’t even bother to click and check the article itself i’m gonna screencap it, it’s fairly short, give it a read:

tl;dr: the article’s point isn’t “corporate satire is not funny anymore as in “we should stop making fun of corporations””, the article’s point is “corporate satire is not funny as in “it’s extremely depressing to live in a capitalistic hellhole and corporate satire aims more to poke fun at that without actually making you think about our world or giving you hope for a better future, and therefore it’s just lost its bite””

[aurelia-which-means-sunrise]

Thanks for the screencap, I did try to read the article but the ads on that site were insane.

[emon-toufanian]

[tboy-cock]

"if you take testosterone youll look like your DAD!! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD?!! YOULL LOOK LIKE A GROSS UGLY MAN YOULL LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD!" nope! adopted💖

[tboy-cock]

shoutout to the guys saying "my dad is awesome itll be cool if i look like him" but especially shoutout to the guys saying "i will/do look like my dad on t and i am making him suffer for it. he is evil and he HATES that i look like him. im like him but better" yall have a powerful aura

[blond-shell]

CHAPPELL ROAN Photographed by luxxienne

[violence-is-funny3-deactivated2]

[plambus]

was this for a movie or smth? looks crazy

[bbyhog]

it is AI. and obviously fake. why would someone build two near-identical towers. with the one detail differing between them is one is being blown up? it does not make a lickof sense

[yandere-angela]

[ladysantos]

wanted to draw that one scene in girls like girls but with my ocs

[sundere1181]

I’m LITERALLY going insane

[wizardshark]

this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Where are the reblogs about this being TMNT fanfiction

[polarivere]

this week's @x-femslash friday piece ! for the katyana prompt obviously 😌

[1very1fancy1doilies1]

saw this couple trend/challenge thing on tiktok and thought it was soooo catradora (other version and reference below cut)

neither height is like, canon canon, but I tried to make it somewhat accurate? idk Catra got bigger after I fixed the anatomy and then I didn't feel like shrinking her

also reference girly has a gorgeous figure and it definitely unconsciously influenced my depiction of Catra lol