my life is a patchwork of regrets

Turning life's dial up to 11

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Merry king day, everyone! #coronation https://instagr.am/p/Cr5zO7atCFa/

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This just arrived by interdimensional space post today: A new Star Cat book! Coming to a space book shop near you later this year! Art by the incredible @nerderella . #comics #childrensbooks #comicsforkids #comicbookcovers https://instagr.am/p/CqpnGEmMwvC/

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Quickly catching up on three hours of delicious SCREENS #hourlycomicday https://instagr.am/p/CoIXjuZsgrw/

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A shocking twist #hourlycomicday https://instagr.am/p/CoIJOm_M_-q/

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Lunch #hourlycomicday https://instagr.am/p/CoH8F02skmk/

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In which I work extremely hard #hourlycomicday https://instagr.am/p/CoH3apusy3o/

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I'm leaving the job in two weeks, so this is fine, right? #hourlycomicday https://instagr.am/p/CoHqn8mMpNK/

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I am an excellent husband #hourlycomicday https://instagr.am/p/CoHlqROMemA/

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Hourly comics day continues! I changed the pen I used for lettering halfway through this one for LEGIBILITY. #hourlycomicday https://instagr.am/p/CoHlWTUsSe7/

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It's hourly comics day! OH NO. #hourlycomicday https://instagr.am/p/CoHk3kVMmmr/

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Happy Hallowe'en! I did a special spooky cover for the Phoenix this week! . . . . . . #Halloween #comics #comicbookcovers #comicsforkids https://instagr.am/p/CVsXSA8s02Y/

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Is posting about getting married a thing that people do on Instagram? I got married yesterday, and now I'm very, very tired. Photos by the brilliant @angeladonnithorne #married https://instagr.am/p/CVqHYyuMJdq/

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The new edition of my book, Star Cat is out TODAY, with art by the brilliant Yasmin Sheikh. I might be biased, but I think it might be... pretty good??? . . . #comics #scifi #childrensbooks https://instagr.am/p/CTU7veWsdrh/

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Still learning procreate and dealing with GUILT #artistsoninstagram #procreate #catsofinstagram https://instagr.am/p/CQLQJPfB1Qy/

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Trying to learn Procreate https://instagr.am/p/CPfgbF_hnM-/

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Working on a new pen pot #sculpture #artistsoninstagram https://instagr.am/p/CM4iCkkhvds/