[natureell]

[deadlypoetacademia]

I am just a simple girl, take me to a bookstore and I will tell you about each book I have read, about my tbr, about the genres, and will probably give you 100+ recommendations even if you haven't asked for.

[escapetoluna]

"Did I roast them a bit too much" - Paul

The bloody audacity of this man setting a shit recipe, with terrible nonexistent instructions and giving a totally unrealistic time frame and then being shocked that none of the bakers succeeded???

The worst part is, I'm not even shocked anymore.

[vexheart]

the rain knows all my secrets

[escapetoluna]

When asked how the bakers managed the answer should absolutely not be a shocked, "It went surprisingly well."

It's like the actively want the bakers to fail.

[escapetoluna]

Remember when bake off used to be about amateur bakers, having a good time making things that were within the realms of being oh, you know, home bakers?

That was fun. Enjoyable. I know longer think that.

[escapetoluna]

Bet Paul is going to be extra obnoxious during this bun challenge because not only is he the king of bread, he's also the king of twats

[escapetoluna]

I thought this was pastry week? Why has everyone challenge been a pie?? Surely that makes it pie week??

[escapetoluna]

Something about the way Paul looms over the bakers, pulls faces and says nothing really boils my blood...

[escapetoluna]

"I'm so gutted. I've just had a crap day."

I feel you Nicky. Your words speak to my soul.

[theofficialastronomy101]

Upload 3 4K autumn beauty

[escapetoluna]

Nicky unironically saying shiver me timbers is exactly why I love her

[escapetoluna]

Oh look a complicated task where the bakers don't have enough time! Who would have guessed! I for one am completely shocked that this would ever happen on bake off!

[korunak]

[escapetoluna]

Surely if every bake is under proved and needed more time. Then oh I don't know maybe give the bakers adequate time to actually complete the task?!?!?

This is my biggest issue with bake off every. single. year.

[escapetoluna]

Noel, sweetheart... Paul's wrinkly balls on a baking sheet is not a dream. It's a hellish nightmare and I really did not need the metal imagery

[escapetoluna]

Can Paul stay stuck in the medieval well please Noel?