[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[just-shower-thoughts]

The phrase “I slept like a baby” is a little misleading as babies tend to shit themselves while asleep and wake up crying every 2 hours.

[counterstrikedaily]

[loop-zoop]

i want this to replace the john cena jokes

[relahvant]

when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 

[xoxotupacsdaughter-deactivated2]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Netflix needs a shuffle mode where it plays something random. Sometimes I just want background noise, or sometimes I just cant choose something. It would also help discover new content.

[bigcloudsuit]

when she succ you in the bus

she a succubus 

[shitpostgenerator]

my nuts

[niedlichschlampe]

[chlopainter]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[iamfoxnewsipromise]

*whispering voice* i think obama is working for the government

[democratsecrets-blog]

you might be onto something there

[nathanwpyle]

Nathan W. Pyle Comics :http://facebook.com/nathanwpyle2

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[eshawnan]

Are U Dat Boi?

oh shit waddup

[eshawnan]

i always get confused when people tell me that german is a difficult language, but then i remember that “Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier” is a real word..

[eshawnan]

You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Tyler Durden

[matthewdmcconaughey-deactivated]

Fuck you! And your eyebrows!