[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[mrshamill]

i know what i want, potato, come through for me!

[parentingbycommittee]

This brought @slothhands luck last time, maybe it will work for someone this time around!

[esmith090]

I love them and I’m so, so thankful for them. (This is my favorite photo of the four of us. Even though it’s so old. Circa 2008)

[esmith090]

A lot happened in 2019. A house was built. We moved after 8 years in our duplex. I started classes for and became foster licensed. Ladybug started a new school. I got my first foster placement, Little Dude. My job changed a bit. Little Dude was moved to family. There was so much. Some of it was easy. Some was hard. All of it taught me new things about myself. And now it’s time for a new year. Bring it on 2020. #roaringtwenties #hardisnotthesamethingasbad

[esmith090]

He’s such a good puppy. #cohenpuppy #mysnugglebuddy

[esmith090]

Beautiful tree.✅ Sweet, sleeping puppy.✅ Quiet, lazy day. #cohenpuppy #itsagoodday https://www.instagram.com/p/B6l_QUylnHP-PuAMTyRToqFD6UeEr6aUtuS-hQ0/?igshid=goyfyoys4hpk

[esmith090]

Things I never thought I’d say #732: Little boy, do not lick Cohen’s foot!” #littledude #cohenpuppy #helovescohen #suchagoodog

[esmith090]

Seth: Don’t worry about it, buddy. Because in this house you don’t have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something that I like to call Chrismukkah. Ryan: Chrismukkah? Seth: That’s right. It’s the new holiday Ryan, and it’s sweeping the nation. #9thannualchrismukkahmarathon #theoc

[esmith090]

“Be sure to smile your best smile, okay?”
“Okay Bessa!” #andthisiswhatwegot #oiy #ladybuggirldoeschristmas #nutcracker


[esmith090]

It’s Nutcracker time! I love that she goes with me every year. #ladybuggirldoeschristmas #fiveyears


[esmith090]

“I holdin’ my baby’s hand. He reach me and want hold my hand. So I holdin’ it.”

[esmith090]

❤️

[esmith090]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[esmith090]

Snuggled in my bed watching The Santa Claus. Santa falls off the roof and Sister Sue says “Oh no, Merry Christmas fall down.” She thinks Santa’s name is Merry Christmas. I’m dying. #sistersueladybugandlittledudetoo #cohenpuppy

[esmith090]

You might be an adult if you get excited about getting two sets of new sheets for your birthday! #theyaresosoft #soexcited

[esmith090]

She loves “her baby” so much. And he loves her. #sistersueandlittledude


[esmith090]

We’re now quite sure she’s part cat. 😂 #sweetsistersue 


[esmith090]

Give her a shoe box to play with and she’ll find a way to sit in it. That’s right. She’s sitting in the shoebox. 🙄 She’s so funny. #sweetsistersue