Neopets Grotesque

My Neopets blog! Probably featuring horrible customizations and whatever else comes to mind.

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LE TITS, NOW

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The Advent Calendar this year

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Connie Maheswaran, from Steven Universe

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Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl! 

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Self-challenge: Make a pretty Jetsam.

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all mock prince landfish

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all hail princess skyfish

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POLKA DOTS

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I do not like this thing I made

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will u be my valentin

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Eventide Buzz are pretty.

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Guide to villagers in Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway

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invisible is the most important color of neopet because it gives you so much creative freedom

you can make your own species. step aside vandagyre, here comes Tentacular Clown Head. watch it feed upon the recently deceased

you can also make all kinds of little vignettes. look at these honeymooning skeletons. we walked in on them boning

you can even make vague political cartoons. what does this cannonball represent. is it viacom?? is it jumpstart?? is it club penguin???

and if i could remember the name of that background depicting a giant mouth, i would use that tanning lotion wearable because i am mentally 12. invisible pets for president

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Canadian Thanksgiving was in October so I don't feel bad about posting this ADORABLE CHRISTMAS VANDAGYRE CUSTOMIZATION

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James VanDerGyre

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I AM VANDAGYRE I CAN WEAR CLTOHES

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YES HELLO I AM NEW NEOPET