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always forget theres like legit Roman Catholics on this website making posts like 'reminder that safe sex is an oxymoron 😇' its so funny i dont know. how do u take yourself seriously

my 9-year old cousin just came in with a spatula and hacked the salmon to bits. he’s not even wearing socks. my cousin is the unstoppable final form of humankind, the ultimate chad of chads... i bow before his power

#9 year old #cousin #is a fucking chad #megachad #salmon #sockless terror #power move #unstoppable #who am i in the face of god

pukicho

I thought you’d enjoy knowing that I accidentally went to the bank wearing you Tac Evasion sweater. I was so nervous, I thought I was gonna get kicked out

As a sign of dominance you went into enemy territory waving a flag of war

putting other people’s names in slightly smaller font size is an ultimate power play

#especially professors #alternatively make your own name fucking eeeuuuuuuggge #college #papers #essays #power play

What is a rabbi but the plural of a rabbus

#rabbi #existential questions #philosophy #i know what im doing

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