A shot of Caffeine;

And it's all in poor taste. Sorry. 

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Princesses in suits and plumbers in dresses

[espresso-la-depresso]

This is the most Tumblr thing I've ever seen but y'know...

I approve it.

[radiation]

this guy was watching music videos with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

[radiation]

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of oingo boingo and he’s like “so basically it’s about a bunch of guys having fun and making crazy music” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a fan of oingo boingo” it’s precious

[radiation]

update: I boinged him

[espresso-la-depresso]

I do this all the time, I just get told to shut up.

How long have I been doing something okay and not even known?

I wanna be precious too.

[espresso-la-depresso]

I used this site for jacking off.

Sad gamer moment, im outtie.

[espresso-la-depresso]

You ever sit,

And try to think of something good about yourself,

And yknow,

Don't feel like getting up?

[espresso-la-depresso]

Hey man just wanna let you know that if you're reading this, you're probably pretty neat.

[espresso-la-depresso]

I legit almost just started crying over the thought of holding someone's hands because I've never done that before and I think it'd be really nice.

H e l p .

[espresso-la-depresso]

The pee pee poo poo man is scary and I need tucking in please.

[lesbianivor-deactivated20181028]

the people deserve to know: the sounds endermen make are called vwoops!

[lesbianivor-deactivated20181028]

subtitles dont lie

[espresso-la-depresso]

Fucking rap songs man

[espresso-la-depresso]

Hey.

I'm a meme boi.

I have no redeeming features and I'm prolly gonna kms soon.

Mind if I nab a hug?

[retrogamingblog]

Safety warnings from the Japanese manual for the Nintendo Wii

[espresso-la-depresso]

What do you mean "no Nintendo Wii at a proposal"? If THEY WON'T ACCEPT WII SPORTS TENNIS THEN WHY AM I THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Will Smith went to London and dressed up as a Boots sales assistant to promote Jaden’s new water brand ….. what dimension are we living in

[swingsetindecember]

what a proud dad

[espresso-la-depresso]

When is he promoting the wonderbread?

[espresso-la-depresso]

I'm sorry I do things.

I'm sorry for apologising.

I can't think of anything else to do.

Sorry.

[espresso-la-depresso]

People talk a lot about wanting you to be yourself and that someone will love you and all that shit, but that encouragement is a good deal reason of why I have exactly 0 friends, and don't leave my house.

[espresso-la-depresso]

Massive Gut Solid: Snake Vorer

[kenshiki]

[urdchama]

[jamaicanbulma-deactivated201610]

@sinfuldesires-z omg

[cosmic-noir]

I’m going to think this way for a while.

I’m going to stop selling myself short.

[karrmennn-deactivated20171015]

^^

[carnyblog-deactivated20170615]

This is why when people go “oh hey wanna look at my art? I MEAN IT’S SO BAD I DID SUCH A TERRIBLE JOB” my first instinct is to just tell them “nah, I’m good” I really hate self-deprecation. It does you no good. It does me no good. Stop it.

[rensbogusadventure]

I find it really interesting and a bit relieving that people are identifiying with the boy in this image set and not making the typical niceguy comments.

You’ll be happy to know that there’s more to this than what’s been shown here; behold!

: 3

@imuffinator

[rensbogusadventure]

#Awww#this scene is 10x cuter ;-;#thanks Ren

;)

[espresso-la-depresso]

Almost made my day better until you realise some people have legitimately no redeeming features and no chance of finding a partner and therefore end up coming to terms with dying alone instead.

Cute though.

[espresso-la-depresso]

So yknow how the Tomato is a fruit because it has seeds inside it... Well...

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your future self is talking shit about you

[espresso-la-depresso]

I'll just kill that ass before he does.