just getting all my thoughts out..

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[essential-jade]

When it rains it pours.. My ride home forgot about me.. Took me 3 hours to walk home.. Wouldn't have been so bad if I got off work at 1030 am instead of pm and didn't live in the sticks.. Dodging skunks and coyotes.. Then when I finally make it home I have my Ipsy Glam Bag Plus to look forward to.. Open the mailbox and it appears my mail lady helped herself to half my items.. Missing the bag as well as the 2 most expensive items (of course) long walk home reminded me that I will always be alone.. And my partial package reminded me I'll never get to have anything I really want.. Is karma out to get me?? #sorefeet #sad&lonely #mailtheif #forgotten

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Watch "Awkward First video-Channel Intro" on YouTube

My awkward first YouTube video.. So nervous..

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Stay Tuned: I will be unboxing Ipsy Glam Bag ×2 , Ipsy Glam Bag Plus, Boxycharm, Earfleek, Munchpak, Mini Mystery Box of Awesomeness, and Wal-Mart Beauty Box.

[everythingfox]

(via)

[essential-jade]

Just saying Hi!

[heartofinspiration]

When two Pure hearts connect eachother, true love exist there till the end of their life.

Swagatika Mohapatra

[essential-jade]

Don't give up until you find your match. They are out there, they will love everything that makes you "you" and the things you dislike most will be their favorite parts of you.

[thequotegarden]

[thoughtkick]

“It’s okay to cry. Sometimes your body just needs to let out that stress and emotions you’ve been holding in”

— Unknown

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Does anybody else have to mentally exhaust themselves before their brain will let them sleep? #letmesleep #insomnia #latenightthoughts #thoughtsofjade #zzz

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Find somebody that makes you want to be the best possible version of yourself you can be. Find somebody who makes you feel special. Someone who you feel honored to be apart of their life and who feels the same way about you.. Treat them like your king and they will treat you like their queen. Don't let petty differences get in the way start each day with a clean slate and determined to make it better then the last. Life is too short to be holding onto past angers and frustrations. Live each day like it's your last and make sure you let them know how much they mean to you.

[essential-jade]

The couples with the healthiest relationships make sex a priority. Even after years and years.. Just look at Red and Kitty Foreman.. I know they are a fictional couple but I find myself in a similar relationship.. If there's an opportunity to get to enjoy my mans company in a sexual fashion you can bet I'm already halfway up the stairs. 2 years and still got me wanting more... #relationshipgoals #priorities

[essential-jade]

Men are simple creatures.. They require very little to stay happy and content in a relationship.

1. Food

2. Oral sex

3. For women to shut up and leave then alone.

Supply a guy with his favorite foods, drinks and snacks.

Blow him regularly

Don't bitch at him constantly. Being constantly bitched at and reprimanded will cause him to shut down and distance himself from you. Want a guy to never forget to do what you ask? Make sure he knows after he's fulfilled ur requests he will be rewarded with sexual rewards..

"Aww thanks baby for remembering to grab that from thr store for me.. How bout I show you how much I appreciate you remembering by a giving you little special you time.. "

Then you proceed by pretending his dick is your favorite food in the whole world combined with the last time you are every gonna get to have it and trust me he wont ever forget again.

[essential-jade]

If ur girl says you get her off when you have sex but then has no desire. Then she's faking it. If you really get her off you would have more pussy then you could handle.. #fakers #nosex #noOrgasm

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Most women (B-cup or larger) are very aware when they choose to not wear a bra in public. They know the attention it will bring. If a woman shows up with the girls standing at full attention just staring at you don't let her play dumb "oh I'm sorry I forgot to put on a bra this morning" No you didn't.. Women take sometimes hours getting ready. Paying attention to every last detail. Changing outfits, shoes and hair styles many many times.. If ahe shows up face on and bra off trust me she made the conscious decision to to do so. Now don't get me wrong there are times if she just rolls out of bed and is in a hurry she will throw on a hoody or something but even then she thought about it and took the necessary steps to make sure it would hopefully go unnoticed.. Women know men look.. I was recently talking to a coworker who was meeting up with an ex after work. She showed up wearing a very tight tank and no bra. She was absolutely 100% trying to get his attention. And I advised him he had a pretty good chance of getting lucky if he played his cards right. I know when I go to meet my ex to exchange our daughter I not only make sure I wear a bra but several other layers as well because I don't want him to think of me that way. Women know exactly the power they hold in their chest. If she tries to cover up, by crossing her arms. Putting on a jacket even though its hot af outside or by holding something against her then trust me her bra-less adventures are not going to include you.. Now this isn't true for all women.. Some women just don't give a f*ck (usually the ones you don't want to see flying free.. (Usually the ones that make your jaw drop and inside your mind your begging her to bra-up ) but even those women I almost bet some of then like and want the attention that there major-melons bring..

Bottom line tho: a woman is very much aware she's in public braless, it's usually done on purpose and if you got plans to meet up with a woman and she shows up obviously flying free. She's doing that for your benefit.. Or for the guy she's meeting after you if you blow it :/ could of been for the guy before you if he blew it and she just wants someone to make her feel good about herself.. I'm sure most of u guys won't mind being backup..