“Break your hip and fall into a ditch, bitch.”
“This is not a dream. It’s a fucking nightmare, you bitch!”
“I’ve seen more ghetto in posh spice’s stiletto.”
“You’re fake and you look K-cut. Try wearing less make up.”
“___ from the block? More like __ from a flock of pigeons.”
“I have come to fuck up your career.”
Bitch, don’t fuck around with this titch.”
“You’ve been chatting about your gucci thong, but how many weeks bitch have you had it on? I can tell by your dance moves that it’s somewhere stuck up you bum.”
“You have a quiff like Elvis.”
“You’re fucking annoying my ears.”
“When ya gonna learn to speak properly?”
“Who gives a shit anyway?”
“I don’t drink tea, I drink spirits.”
“This is my London that I call my home town.”
“Deal with the realness.”
“I’d rather sit on my arse.”
“Just do something random.”
“Ding! Dong! Special delivery!”
“J-Lo’s got a baby. You can’t see mine ‘cause I wear my clothes baggy.”
“It’s still an obsession.”
“If you love me, then thank you.”
“If you hate me, well, fuck you.”
“How did you get a tan line in winter?”
“Did you know you’re orange?”
“See? I told you that i’m better.”
“I got the posh people swearing.”
“I’m an individual, educated example of intelligence.”
“I got a little temper but I’m a funny one..”
“Doesn’t it feel much better when you’ve had a better day than yesterday?”
“It’s okay for me to feel this way.”
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