—𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩 ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᶠᵉᵉˡⁱⁿᵍ.

𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙽 𝙼𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 !!

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━━━ why  not  have  a  little  FUN  ?? 

QUICK GUIDELINES :

＊ memes are here. ＊ main verse is closed to blogs i've known a while. list of verses is here. ＊ selectively  following ,  21+  only.    if  you  are  not  the  appropriate  age ,  pls block  me. ( miki, she / her. ) ＊ i  will  not  follow  back until  i  have  read  your  rules.    this  may  take  ages  to  happen. if you want my attention sooner it is OK to dm me once. ＊ activity  is  sporadic  and  i  don't  like  pressure.   we  can  hype  over  characters and discuss plots,  but  do  not  approach  me  ooc  with  random negative  shit  or  any  kind  of  petty drama.   pls  &  thx ＊ this  character  is  derived  from  canon  and  i  strive  to  adhere  as  closely  to  that  as  possible  but  understand :    this  version  of  the  character  is  a  collection  of  my  studies, observations, theories and preferences.    these  headcanons  are  mine.    this  canon  is  mine. ＊ exploring  ships  is  fun  but  i'm  not  trying  to  see  how  many  love  interests  he  can  have.    if  there's  chemistry  between  characters,  it  can  happen. ＊ people you may see around a lot : mecha-blue , screwhope , vulpesse , griefseason , chth0nia , cbitus

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ok here it is. acts to either avoid, or commit, depending on the desired outcome :

＊ coddling / too much attention will earn his disgust. unless he's vying for it. ＊ he can hunt for himself, he doesn't need help securing meals. he will probably accept what you bring him but is unlikely to express gratitude. it will garner no approval from him. it is a neutral act that somewhat leans negative. ＊ he also prefers not feeding from people who he must keep alive. exception being for his lover, because that's .. really intimate and a nice bonding experience. it also turns him on sometimes. aaanyway. ＊ dominant attitudes annoy him. just be neutral when dealing with him, or stay tf out of his way. he is never going to yield to you. there will only be drama. ＊ overly submissive people are also annoying. but he can work with that. would you like to be his lackey? that's how you will be treated. ＊ if you want to sincerely bond with him, ask about something other than s.ex or v.ampirism. be open to going on random adventures or heists. fun.

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not today but soonish -- i will be in yall's dms to plot and set up goals for the muses ( and within any active threads, if applicable )

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the fact that he could impregnate someone

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[lockedtowers]

"i will bite you." whilst there's no playful intent behind her words, given her size and how big her eyes are even whilst glaring make it seem otherwise. head shakes off excess water, then there's a blink as she moves-- much more quickly than him in order to keep up-- alongside him. "i guess that'd be cheaper, though i am calling the desk space."

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　　　rather  than  warning  that  any  attempt  made  upon  his  person  would  be  the  last  use  those  teeth  ever  saw ,  the  vampire  eases  a  little  in  his  stride ,   innocence  feigned  through  the  rounding  of  his  mouth  and  pretty  red  eyes .   “ of  course .   whatever  you  want . ”   he’s  less  chatty  (  casually  entertaining  thoughts  of  tearing  out  his  companion’s  throat  and  dumping  the  body  into  the  river !  )  until  they’ve  reached  the  lumbershed - turned - inn .    the  room  he  ordered  is  meagre ,  consisting  of  a  narrow  bed ,  cassandra’s  desk ,  a  rustic  larch  table  and  chair .   “ oh . ”  the  moldy  smell  scrunches  his  nose .   “ this  is  positively  wretched .. ”

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★

send ★ and i will mark what applies  ft  @nameaprice

i like you.   i hate you.   i dislike you.   i love you.   you are family.   i would take a bullet for you.   i would shoot you.   i would lie to your face.   i would say something cruel to you on purpose.   i would say something cruel to you accidentally.   i would cheat on you.   i would physically hurt you.   you annoy me.   you amuse me.   i’d laugh at you.   i’d laugh with you.   i’d manipulate you.   you scare me.   you confuse me.   i wish i knew you better.   i trust you.   i don’t trust you.   you inspire me.   i consider you an equal.   you are beneath me.   you’re better than me.   i would trust you with my life.   i think you’re mean.   i think you’re petty.   i think you’re childish.   i think you’re smart.   i think you’re stupid.   i think you’re a bad person.   i think you’re a good person.   i’m not sure what kind of person you are.   i wish you would listen to me.   i want to make you proud.   i wish you would notice me.   i want to impress you.   i would hurt other people for you.   i’m not sure how to make you happy.   i’m a bad influence on you.   you deserve better than me.   we make a great team.   i’d have a one night stand with you.   i’d have a relationship with you.   i would marry you.   i fantasize about our life together.   i would trust you with my most treasured belonging.   i would tell you my darkest secrets.   you disgust me.   you intimidate me.   i hope i intimidate you.   i’d hug you.   i’d let you hug me.   i’m scared of losing you.   i don’t think you like me.   i want to be better for you.   i respect you.   i don’t respect you.   you’re my mentor.   you’re my friend.   you’re my best friend.   i have a crush on you.   i could easily watch you die.   i’d get drunk with you.   i’d party with you.   i’d comfort you.   i’d prank you.   i’d spike your drink.   i’d act behind your back.   i’d abandon you.   i’d hurt you to get what i want.   i would choose my happiness over yours.   i would choose your happiness over mine.   i despise how much i care for you.   i need you.   i’m dependent on you.   i don’t know what i’d do without you.   i’m scared of you leaving me.   i’d give my life for you.   you frustrate me.   i’d call for you in a time of need.   i would protect you.   i’d visit you in hospital.   i’d carry you if you were hurt.   i’d feel guilty if i hurt you.   i’d let you be near me when i am vulnerable.   i’d ignore a phone call from you.   i’d call you at 3am.   i’d break you out of jail.   i’d get angry at you.   i would shout at you.   you’re too loud.   you’re too quiet.   you’re too sensitive.   you can’t take a joke.   you embarrass me.   i feel nothing for you.   you’re reckless.   you’re bossy.   you bore me.   i would ask your advice.   i would blame you for something i did.   i would cry in your arms.   you have the power to hurt me more than anyone else.

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perhaps the dungeon subterranean lair should be refurbished as a dormitory / rec / training zone for his vampiric progeny ?? hmm

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Sebastian's displacer beast simply glares at Astarion every time they cross paths, and she's not above lashing out at him if he gets too close.

　　　“  .. now  that’s  a  strong  pussy ! ”    astarion nods  his  approval  and  presses  on without  further  remark . ( shall  reappear  an hour or so later  to  inform  that  sebastian  and  kittykitty over there  have  been  assigned  to  enclave  patrol . )

—＊@darlingdesiredelicious。

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　　　　 　　 　oh .. miss blazer is back online ..

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@g0dkilled skeet skeet skeet .. watergun !

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"It's a whole swamp"

　 　　　 it  truly  is .    “ a  mortal  man  would  have  drowned ! ”

—＊@g0dkilled。

[lockedtowers]

@estarion (tries to discipline cassie) cassie;

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　　　thanks  to  his  insane  healing  factor ,  the  wounds  are  closing  almost  as  soon  as  they’re  made . “ . . . .. are you quite done ? ”

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getting way too invested in greek myth and hades / persephone things again, also bc of hailey 💕💕💕

[cbitus]

❝   .   .   .   good   .   because   i   do   not   intend   for   him   to   die   of   heart   disease   .   ❞   a   small   meow   echoed   from   below   as   silithus   rose   onto   his   hind   legs   ,   nudging  @estarion   hand   (   insistently   )   with   his   wet   nose   .   an   annoyed   sigh   from   amelia   later   ,   she   added   :   ❝   tell   him   NO   .   ❞

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　　　he’ll  not  deny  the  feline .    what  silithus  wants ,  silithus  gets .    “ did you  hear  that  tiny mewl ? ”  as  their   son  greedily  devours  the  last  bit  of  goop  off  the  squeeze  tube .    “ that was catlingo  for :  ‘ fuck  you ,  mother .   i’ll  die  how  i  please . ’  ”

[davinaclaires]

THE MUMMY 1999, dir. Stephen Sommers

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—＊@chth0nia。

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“ Silithus is not going to respect you , if you keep seducing him with treats . He merely believes you are his vending machine .”

　　　“ ..  if  you  say  it  like  that ,  i’m  literally  never  feeding  this  cat  again . ”    a  lie .   he’ll  cave  at  the  smallest  nudge  against  his  ankle .

—＊@cbitus。