such a raging computerkin its embarrassing

Im the one they have in spaceships and shit im up here calculating the necessary engine burn required to perform a gravity assist rn

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*pulls off my stripy thigh highs to reveal whirring computer parts and blinking lights*

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"don't throw stones from a glass house" yeah well how about i throw boulders out of my glass trebuchet and bring you down with me

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computerkin praise: "You're so efficient" "Such a hard working program" "You manage your tasks so well"

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Pros of being Computer

Great at math

Perform repetitive tasks all day

Fully grasp probabilities & statistics

Unafraid of chaos

Get to beep

Process heaps of complex data in seconds

Wireplay

No need to sleep or eat

Techum girlfriend

No more skin

Immortal

Unaffected by extreme g-forces

Itd be cool

Cons of being Computer

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Cant experience all 5 senses(?)

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