Oct 9, 2019
Yyyyyep, that's me. It's like the old squirrel proverb, you think so hard about jumping on the bird feeder you forget to check if it can hold your weight. There's a rag-tail squirrel across the highway who told me once that every raccoon is just a really clever idiot, but they're not all like me. Uncle Toes solved the dumpster behind the diner, my brother always finds pennies in the stream, and nowhere else in the whole strip have I met a mask who's fallen out of their own tree this many times. And here it is, proof: I've always been like this.
Anyway, there's worse things to be than a dummy fuzzbutt. I'm gonna be a cautionary tale for generations, and that's fame, right there.