Drive into the sunset

emerson (he/him) ;; etiscallinghome ;; rp/fake

[sin-of-omission]

Me

[etcallinghome]

Do you think Anderson Cooper will be my friend?

[etcallinghome]

Has anyone else looked at Derek Hough's IMDb main pic and wondered why that's it?

[etcallinghome]

If I learned anything from Luca it's that I don't know how to dry off efficiently.

[mental-ch-illness]

“what’s wrong with you?” bitch what isn’t

[serotnin]

[etcallinghome]

I'm trying to give Disney+ my business and it's not loading so that's rude

[etcallinghome]

i wanna get some plots solidified for emerson but i kinda wanna start with a sibling plot so that i can have a good backstory setup for him.  so if you want a sibling with this guy (he’s 30 years old) let me know and i will message you!

[ashstfu]

[unbotheredmuse]

[etcallinghome]

I want to be Zendaya's best friend.

[obesitycore]

release your inner bitches feel the rain on your skin 

[etcallinghome]

I wish I was good at The Sims

[etcallinghome]

sometimes I just lay in bed and accept that I'll be late to life

[babyhairbible]

[valtsv]

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

[etcallinghome]

i decided to end the mystery.. i'm emerson. i enjoy dads and jokes and definitely dad jokes. idk hmu at etiscallinghome.