Tokoyami no Sumeragi

Indie rp Blog for the Gijinka Emperor of Eternal Darkness, Yami from Okami, none of the art is mine unless stated, This blog can be NSFW so be warned. I track the eternalyami tag, so if you need me, tag it as that M!A: none

[redmoonrisesarchive]

“No.”

[eternal-yami]

"I'm going to do it."

[redmoonrisesarchive]

“And I found it offensive.”

[eternal-yami]

"Does someone need a hug?"

[larmoyante]

Eternity bores me, I never wanted it.

Sylvia Plath, “Years” (via larmoyante)

[redmoonrisesarchive]

“Piss off.”

[eternal-yami]

"That was uncalled for, I'm being serious."

[redmoonrisesarchive]

“Bones mend.

You can’t kidnap human children, its illegal in like, fifteen different realms. No your dark god status doesn’t excuse you from that.

And we’ll get you a parrot.”

[eternal-yami]

"I want a fox."

[redmoonrisesarchive]

Takes the child from him, and slaps him upside the head.

“If you want a pet so bad, we’ll get you a koi pond.”

[eternal-yami]

Wow rude, just wanted a pet human sheesh.

"I will break that arm again, Ninetails. Don't tempt me, and fish are stupid. You can't teach a fish to talk."

[redmoonrisesarchive]

“….Give me the damn baby, I’ll take it back to its mother myself.”

[eternal-yami]

"No, it's mine now."

[redmoonrisesarchive]

“Oh gods help me. That’s not how it works, a human infant is not a pet. Its a gigantic responsibility. What exactly are you going to do when it needs feeding and changing?”

[eternal-yami]

"I have imps. They shall change it, and the food.....I don't know.....can humans eat dog food?"

[redmoonrisesarchive]

“You just said you didn’t want it. Now you’ve named it?”

[eternal-yami]

"I changed my mind, I've named it and I got it a collar, It is now mine."

[redmoonrisesarchive]

“Yami, humans have a really poor sense of smell. And anyway, that’s a bullshit superstition.

Take the kid back to its mother before she hunts you down and mauls you.”

[eternal-yami]

"But I already named it."

[redmoonrisesarchive]

STARES AT FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.

[eternal-yami]

"I could happen to anyone."

[eternal-yami]

"That is to say I accidentally stole this baby."

[eternal-yami]

"I held a baby today....it was squishy and cried."

[redmoonrisesarchive]

“And I’ve got a harpoon just waiting for you.”

[eternal-yami]

[eternal-yami]

"Gotta catch 'em all."

[eternal-yami]

[Not feeling too good, gonna lay down]

[eternal-yami]

Never mind. The point of the question stands though; have you ever seen someone or something whose simple presence caused reality in the immediate area to just, break?

"You know who has two thumbs and sounds just like that?"

"Me."