a little bit Elvish

When those 30s hit let me tell ya. Be kind. MDNI. EternallyElvish on A03.

[eternallyelvish]

Elvish's Masterlist ✦ AO3.

COD

Captain John Price:

The Perfect Soldier: John Price x female reader. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3🌶️ , Part 4 🌶️(character reveal) Written for @the-californicationist 500 word no name COD challenge. You're casting a film, looking for extra soldiers in local gyms. You don't expect to go home with a captain.

Like Nothing Matters: John Price x female reader (x TF141) Part 1, Part 2 🌶️ COD x Mad Max AU: It’s the end of the world, and ‘The Captain’ offers you salvation in a place of abundance.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Make Me Water 🌶️ : Ghost x female reader Written for @glitterypirateduck vacation challenge. You find out how real the myth of Krka National Park is in an encounter with a stranger.

The Void Stares Back: Ghost x female reader It's a tale as told as time, Person A meets Person B at the wrong place and the wrong time. Hold Me / Thrill Me / Kiss Me / Kill Me: Ghost x female reader Four irrevocable moments between you and Simon 'Ghost' Riley. TW: character death

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Video Games 🌶️: Gaz x female reader You (call sign: Blondie) are having fun sneaking around with Gaz. It's all fun and games until someone wants to get off.

John "Soap" Mactavish

Self Inflicted You're hungover and Johnny takes care of you.

✦ COD Headcanons:

141 as Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Soap as fun uncle to 141's kids

Hot summer nights, mid July (141 going on a group holiday)

Date Night at the amusement park with the 141.

The 141 crew are annoyingly healthy snackers.

Soap is actually super clean.

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger

It Always Leads to You: ao3 link. A Christmas Carol, but make it Dramione.

Theo Nott x Luna Lovegood

The World is Smaller with You: ao3 link. Grief brings Luna Lovegood and Theodore Nott together, before tearing them apart. Slight canon divergence from book 6 onwards, DE Theo and Survivor Luna.

Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger x Theo Nott

We Kill the Flame: ao3 link. Soulmate AU for Nott's Tarot Card Fest 2023 A story of obsession, denial, and self-loathing. What is free will for, if not to defy your plans?

Regulus Black x Hermione Granger

Neon Echo (maybe it's the last night): ao3 link One-Shot. Memory Loss / Time Travel AU. In which Regulus and Hermione come together the night before everything changes.

Divider by @stannards, images by me (left) and anonymous, Pinterest (right)

[undomiells]

me: man i love people maybe i’m not as introverted as i thought, i can be around people forever

me exactly one hour later: no

[rylandsgrace]

#Queen

[sophsun1]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch – 4.04: Little Orphan Hilda

[obriy]

[dailybtvs]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.07 — "Lie to Me"

[soapcloth]

I feel like there’s a lot of untapped potential for military liminal horror.

An endless stretch of beach blanketed in heavy fog, littered with slumbering rusted debris, half sunken at unnatural angles in the sand.

Industrial bunker tunnels that seem to go on forever. Sometimes the lights shut down with a heavy mechanical thunk and you have to ignore the echoing sirens until the red emergency light comes on. You have to ignore the way the sirens get so loud, they start to twist and melt together into something like screams. There’s an echoing footfall matching your pace, but occasionally it will disobey your pattern, and you’re saddled with the fact that it might not be your own.

A flat, verdant field of flowers that goes on as far as you can see, carrying the oppressive weight of dread. The natural scape anomalously interrupted by the occasional tidy pile of aged personal belongings or neat rows of bone white headstones parting the tall grass like waves against rocks.

[willgrahamscock]

how are you gonna be 31 and posting fandom content bro leave it to the teenagers

People 10 and 20 years older than me are writing your favorite fanfics, and drawing your favorite characters. You'd have no fandom without the people you think are 'too old' to have hobbies.

[emachinescat]

This mentality is so insanely frustrating. Why do teenagers think that people have to give up their hobbies, give up fun, when they reach a certain age? Like??

When I was a teenager writing fic, I remember finding out that one of my favorite authors was in her 50s and that just was SUCH a revelation for me!! What do you mean, 50 year olds can write fanfic?!? Does that mean I can write fics when I'm her age?? That's AWESOME! I seriously looked up to her so much. And now I'm 35 with a husband and kid, and I'm still writing fanfic and posting fandom content - and I have no plans of stopping!

If you try to drive 30+ people out of fandom, you're going to lose the backbone of said fandom!

[evilwriter37]

The ageism in fandom is fucking insane. It’s strange that people seem to have the idea that fandom was created by and for teenagers… It was not. It was created by adults. How would we have ao3 if only teenagers were in fandom?

I don’t want to sound like I am hating on younger people in fandom, but god, y’all need to stop it with the ageism. You don’t have to give up what you love once you’re an adult. Honestly, the belief that you have to is pretty bad. It sounds like it would make people afraid of aging. Granted, modern society is so very afraid of aging.

Don’t give up what you love just because you’re an adult. You don’t have to. And don’t try to force others to do it either.

[osterby]

Fandom has to be multi-generational.

Teenagers don't have the resources and skills to build something like AO3, it has to be people with degrees and money doing that, and that translates to a 30+ crowd. But teenagers especially need the protection and legal advocacy that something like AO3 offers them.

Part of the reason the then 30- and 40-somethings who built AO3 did what they did was so that someone with as few resources and as little support as the average 15-year-old fic author can safely and comfortably share their fanfic and find fic to read.

When you attack and belittle older fans for daring to be fans, you're not just being cruel to people who share your hobby and write fic you enjoy, you're attacking the very same people who make your hobby possible for you in the first place.

[anneofgreengabagool]

141 as jersey shore | headcanons

ghost

soap

gaz

price

[last-picture-show]

René Magritte, The Land of Miracles, 1964

[sophsun1]

Caroline Rhea as Hilda Spellman | Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996–2003)

[eternallyelvish]

ICON

[captaincrusher]

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3. 

[mudkipper]

[anyataylorjoys]

HUSTLERS (2019) dir. Lorene Scafaria

[the-claire-bitch-project]

Adult Swim

read on ao3

rating: e

emma nolan x brendon park

Brendon Park has spent years building a reputation as one of the most respected surgeons in Pittsburgh: disciplined, composed, and entirely untouchable. The last thing he needs is a secret affair with the eighteen-year-old lifeguard at his neighborhood pool.

Emma Nolan knows the attention is dangerous from the start. But Brendon sees her in a way nobody else does—smart, ambitious, capable of more than the small suburban future everyone expects her to want. Between summer storms, lingering touches, and stolen nights hidden from the neighbors, their flirtation slowly twists into something far more intimate.

[unsubconscious]

Elena Wuest (German, b. 1977) ‘Beyond’, 2025 Oil on canvas, 80 x 60cm

[movie-gifs]

Titanic dir. James Cameron | 1997