YOU CANT KILL ME

your favorite meme machine he him 20s

[mudkipper]

It's that time of year

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[mudkipper]

Thank you for reminding unstablecryptid about Al Pacino 🙏🙏🙏

You are SO welcome i love holding tumblr user unstablecryptid hostage and forcing him to watch old man yaoi (heat 1995 in this case) with me its always a pipeline to both of us posting more dilf content... old man yaoi makes the world go round...

[rimonoroni2]

good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

[rimonoroni2]

if it isn’t even a little bit about the monstrous potential of intimacy when paired with hedonism or a dissection of guilt-related neuroticisms regarding sexuality… unacceptable. how am i meant to jork my pingus in these conditions

[unstablecryptid]

thank you for all the al pacino posting 🙏

Thank user Mudkipper for locking me in his basement and making me watch movies that reminded me of his existence

[mudkipper]

PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH

[phantom-threaded]

“Listen to me. And listen very carefully, my infant death. It was never you.”

[mudkipper]

I love when i can indoctrinate my friends into also wanting to fuck that old man

[mudkipper]

Happy pride month to these two dumbass lovebirds

[mudkipper]

HAPPY PRIDE REMEMBER THAT DURING PRIDE MONTH IT IS LEGAL TO POST COCK AND BALLS ON MAIN!!

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[super-autism-death-ray]

something's fuckin wrong with me dude

[sandmandaddy69]

[mudkipper]

Saw someone say that homelander debasing himself by offering butcher a blowjob was "a little bit too generic." Generic? Are you watching a lot of things where men offer to give other men blowjobs as a way to make up for something? Is there something you want to tell us

[mudkipper]

What the fuck is an erotic open mic. Are we reading erotica in front of an audience. Are we doing dirty talk asmr for a crowd. Are we just moaning into the mic. Are we making out during a regular open mic. What

[unstablecryptid]

[mudkipper]

I HAVE. I HAVE SEEN HIM. EVERYWHERE. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[mudkipper]

Saw it again this morning after not even having been awake for 10 minutes oh my god

[unstablecryptid]

[mudkipper]

I HAVE. I HAVE SEEN HIM. EVERYWHERE. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[filmouts]

Heat (1995) The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Nocturnal Animals (2016)