Your true love is locked in a tower by an evil god king.
You do the Knight in Shining Armor thing and storm the castle to rescue her.
You find her. She's in a severe state of undress. Her butler is also there.
You try to get her to leave with you, she refuses and immediately starts killing her captors with a combination of magic and shocking brutality.
She tells you how happy she is to see you and kisses you. She is still severely underdressed and isn't listening to you telling her to get dressed.
She tells you to get somewhere safe because she needs to go kill God. She says her butler will keep you safe.
She ends up killing God
You are now the ruler of the realm because your girlfriend killed God.
You are Elend Venture on the final night of the Final Empire.
