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Message me to plot. I'm bored as fuuuuck.
Chuckling Stiles nodded his head and stepped into the other’s car, humming satisfied since…Well, obviously this car was way more comfortable than his jeep. But that wasn’t the point now. “Don’t give yourself too much credits, Dracula. It would be a lie if I’d say I haven’t seen better.”
"That's because no one has a body like me. I could give you a list of people to ask." He chuckled.
I believe I told you that I do not care. I merely want him to grow the mark as soon as possible.
I'm getting the job done my way. If you don't like it, do it yourself. He'll listen to me and it's to my understanding you can't compel him anymore.
Hah. I didn’t say no. I just said that you’d have to earn it.
And what do I have to do to prove it?
Shhh just ask me shit
1) Sexuality?
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you wear?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
What do you want, Damon?
I want a lot of things. A Ferrari, food, you. The list goes on.
“That’s what you think. Who says that I even give two crap about you sparkling? Maybe I’m one of the really bad guys who make sure the other one can’t even walk straight with thanks to the Alcohol only to have fun?” Stiles teased with a sing-sang voice before he chuckled once again and bumped his shoulder against Damon’s before following him in the direction of his place. “You’ll see. I’m going to be the best drinking buddy ever. Making it look like I’d be drinking while you get totally wasted.”
"You're probably too busy thinking about what I'll look like shirtless rather than if I sparkle." He chuckled, unlocking his car for the two to slip inside.
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
Stiles winced when Damon’s voice was suddenly that close again and laughed. —One would guess that after spending pretty much half a year with Werewolves, he should be used to people sneaking up on him but.. Nope. Not at all. Tilting his head back a little, he looked at Damon and shrugged softly. “Is that one of those subtle ‘My place or your place?’ questions? Because it pretty much sounds like one. —And besides that: I bet a lot of people would be happy to see you stripping out of your shirt. But I’d go with your place. Mine is actually too small to handle more than one and maybe a half people and I don’t have any booze.” After all hadn’t Damon said he could handle a lot of alcohol? It wasn’t like Stiles wouldn’t join him drinking for the sake of science of course. Besides that: Stiles didn’t really wanted Damon to know where he was living. He knew that Werwolves had a thing for sneaking up through windows and doubted it’d be any different with Vampires in case they wanted to know more. But that, he couldn’t say out loud.
"It isn't like this is going to end up a one night stand, Stiles. It's merely me proving that I can drink more than my weight in Bourbon and that I don't sparkle like a fairy princess." Damon stated with a smirk, but nevertheless jerked his head, a way or motioning for him to follow him, to his car. "My place it is."
You are doing the best you can or what you assume is right? I demand you hurry up unless you want me to take matters into my own hands. Because, I assure you, you lot will not be pleased if I do so.
I can't fast forward through everything. He has to gradually prepare himself.
Hmm… You’ll have to earn that.
Awe. Ruin my mood.
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