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@ethan-eats-cookies
triple-maddy:
… (looks around) I dont drive how can I attend this party?
i don’t think you actually need a car for a tailgate mademoiselle
But it’s called tailgating…. so I don’t need an actual car to get in?
I’ve got a gate for you to tail on! If you wanna??
Valentine's Day questions BE NOSY PLEASE
1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
7: Have you ever cheated?
8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
23: How many relationships have you had?
24: Do you think love can last forever?
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
29: What do you notice first about another person?
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
33: Do you want to get married one day?
34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
36: Are you still a virgin?
37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
38: Do you enjoy love films?
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
48: What's your favorite love song?
49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
62: How do you define "cheating"?
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
Ethan and Maddy - Awko Tacos
‘First dates are supposed to be awkward, right?’ Ethan wondered as he waited outside Maddy’s place to take her to the Valentines Day festival. Had he been better at planning things, they wouldn’t be going on a date that was meant for coffee or snacks at a park on a lover’s holiday. But life is what you make it, and Ethan was apparently hell bent on making his life a mess. Sending his sister a text to make sure she was okay, he walked up to her door and knocked lightly. When she opened it, he grinned. “M’lady, your chariot awaits,” he gestured towards his small volvo. “I will buy you all the greasy festival and carnival foods you want, fairy lady. Also,” he opened the door to the car for her, “ These are for you.” Ethan smiled, handing her a small bouquet of glittered flowers and a box of fudge he’d made. “I know it’s weird, but I couldn’t show up empty handed. Even if it’s our first...date. Happy Valentines Day, Maddy.”
@triple-maddy
So if you want to, hows about we make this festival a date? Since I suck at taking you out and there are people so we don’t have to be awkward. @triple-maddy
dare: get down on one knee and propose to the closest person to you.
@triple-maddy uhhh marry me? You can absolutely say no I’m sorry it’s a dare
That seems like a lot. But I wouldn’t expect anything less for the beautiful fairy princess.
dare: get down on one knee and propose to the closest person to you.
@triple-maddy uhhh marry me? You can absolutely say no I’m sorry it’s a dare
//faints//
maddy…you okay?
I’m barracuda dude man sir
I don’t know what that means but if that made things weird I’m sorry.
Dare: Call a random friend and confess your undying love for them. Start telling them what you love about them, that you should marry, sobbing your eyes out that you can’t live without them.
@fromzerotojasper i love you buddy you’re the best we should get married (platonically of course if you and juni don’t work out). you’re seriously my best friend and the big brother i never had. thanks for being around so much and being so great. also your cookies aren’t as terrible as i make them seem. i’m a big fan of the burnt bottoms they add more flavor.
dare: get down on one knee and propose to the closest person to you.
@triple-maddy uhhh marry me? You can absolutely say no I’m sorry it’s a dare
//faints//
maddy...you okay?
dare: get down on one knee and propose to the closest person to you.
@triple-maddy uhhh marry me? You can absolutely say no I’m sorry it’s a dare
Someone come rescue me I’ve been hiding in my own bathroom for the last twenty minutes and I hear An Australian giggle. Wtf.
dare: grab a broom and do your sexiest dance with it
Umm… yeah… Normally I’d at least give it a go But I don’t want a repeat of the table incident And I promised @yourmanyilmaz I wouldn’t think too hard about being sexy anymore… so… no?
yourmanyilmaz:
…. I am terrified to think of what kind of sexy dance you would come up with that involves a broom, so I think that is a good call.
… I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think about it for a minute… Even imagining it didn’t turn out well
This is something I would pay to see. You would be my hero if you could make a broom suave.
@triple-maddy so uh when you wanna go get coffee cause I can’t sleep and I’d like to see your face.
If you cant sleep. Drinking coffee is not a good choice. You should do something much more soothing
You are so right but uh...that was me asking you on a date.
JASPER [text]: DO NOT GO BACK TO THE DORM THERE ARE KILLER SNAKES THERE
[text]: DID YOU PISS OFF THE AUSTRALIANS JASPER?!?!
[text]: I STG MAN
[text]: DID I TELL YOU TO STOP FIGHTING WITH HER
[text]: now I have to learn how to cuddle with snakes
[text]: DO NOT CUDDLE THE SNAKES GO LIVE WITH YOUR SISTER
[text]: And I did nothing. I may have tried to enlist an Australian’s boyfriend’s help in figuring out what the Australian boyfriend thought was wrong with the Australian best friend who might have said some things and I might have ate some fries and licking is very confusing, Ethan
[text]: unless they’re poisonous they’re not gonna kill you.
[text]: and even if they do, it’s probably a swifter death than what that scary lady would do to you.
[text]: she licked you? god you guys are weird. I think she likes you. But then again she does like Marchand so idk.
[text]: have you tried asking her what’s going on? Instead of everyone else.
[text]: ALSO ARE THERE GONNA BE SNAKES IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
[text]: Ethan, you may have missed this memo, but she is mad at me, so no, I have not asked her
[text]: AND YES THERE ARE SNAKES THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS WARNING, MANCHILD
[text]: I’m going to get coffee with the girl I like. I will stop and grab snacks on the way home.
[text]: we can talk about this there. there will probably be no slithery sloos.
[text]: I hope you guys figure this out. I can’t imagine how strange this has to be for you.
JASPER [text]: DO NOT GO BACK TO THE DORM THERE ARE KILLER SNAKES THERE
[text]: DID YOU PISS OFF THE AUSTRALIANS JASPER?!?!
[text]: I STG MAN
[text]: DID I TELL YOU TO STOP FIGHTING WITH HER
[text]: now I have to learn how to cuddle with snakes
[text]: DO NOT CUDDLE THE SNAKES GO LIVE WITH YOUR SISTER
[text]: And I did nothing. I may have tried to enlist an Australian’s boyfriend’s help in figuring out what the Australian boyfriend thought was wrong with the Australian best friend who might have said some things and I might have ate some fries and licking is very confusing, Ethan
[text]: unless they’re poisonous they’re not gonna kill you.
[text]: and even if they do, it’s probably a swifter death than what that scary lady would do to you.
[text]: she licked you? god you guys are weird. I think she likes you. But then again she does like Marchand so idk.
[text]: have you tried asking her what’s going on? Instead of everyone else.
[text]: ALSO ARE THERE GONNA BE SNAKES IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
JASPER [text]: DO NOT GO BACK TO THE DORM THERE ARE KILLER SNAKES THERE
[text]: DID YOU PISS OFF THE AUSTRALIANS JASPER?!?!
[text]: I STG MAN
[text]: DID I TELL YOU TO STOP FIGHTING WITH HER
[text]: now I have to learn how to cuddle with snakes
@triple-maddy so uh when you wanna go get coffee cause I can’t sleep and I’d like to see your face.
cupid: jasper and juniper
Nonny, this is bad and you should feel bad. But uh, okay I don’t wanna do this to my best friend…guess I gotta…@fromzerotojasper and @juni-always-wins just bang it out already guys I’m tired of the fighting.
Hahahhahahahahah, you’re such a nice kid.
nOPE this wasn’t a take it or leave it thing buddy. You guys gotta do something other than be weird. I’m not a fan. I love you man, I’ll even leave the house just do something.
