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Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

You know Al's gonna really not like it, right? Especially if it burns first asks questions later.

I know...

What's your plan for that?

Umm...

[Delphi waits for his response.

I'll...tell him that it's fine and there's nothing to worry about.

And I'm sure his fire-related trauma will be cured after that.

I wasn't harmed. And you uhh... you're healed atleast?

Ethan, buddy, if the same thing happens to Al, do you think he will care that he got healed after?

[He shakes his head]

Then what am I supposed to do?

Make damn sure that thing is able to behave before it does something you'll regret.

Okay, okay. I'll try. I think he's watching right now, so I'm just gonna stay here for a bit to try and tame it.

Okay...I'll just...try to find civilization again, I guess.

You're leaving?

Do you want me to stay?

Oh no, you can go if you want.

Umm, stay safe.

You as well. Give Omen a shout to pick you up if you stay here too long.

Okay.

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

You know Al's gonna really not like it, right? Especially if it burns first asks questions later.

I know...

What's your plan for that?

Umm...

[Delphi waits for his response.

I'll...tell him that it's fine and there's nothing to worry about.

And I'm sure his fire-related trauma will be cured after that.

I wasn't harmed. And you uhh... you're healed atleast?

Ethan, buddy, if the same thing happens to Al, do you think he will care that he got healed after?

[He shakes his head]

Then what am I supposed to do?

Make damn sure that thing is able to behave before it does something you'll regret.

Okay, okay. I'll try. I think he's watching right now, so I'm just gonna stay here for a bit to try and tame it.

Okay...I'll just...try to find civilization again, I guess.

You're leaving?

Do you want me to stay?

Oh no, you can go if you want.

Umm, stay safe.

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

You know Al's gonna really not like it, right? Especially if it burns first asks questions later.

I know...

What's your plan for that?

Umm...

[Delphi waits for his response.

I'll...tell him that it's fine and there's nothing to worry about.

And I'm sure his fire-related trauma will be cured after that.

I wasn't harmed. And you uhh... you're healed atleast?

Ethan, buddy, if the same thing happens to Al, do you think he will care that he got healed after?

[He shakes his head]

Then what am I supposed to do?

Make damn sure that thing is able to behave before it does something you'll regret.

Okay, okay. I'll try. I think he's watching right now, so I'm just gonna stay here for a bit to try and tame it.

Okay...I'll just...try to find civilization again, I guess.

You're leaving?

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

You know Al's gonna really not like it, right? Especially if it burns first asks questions later.

I know...

What's your plan for that?

Umm...

[Delphi waits for his response.

I'll...tell him that it's fine and there's nothing to worry about.

And I'm sure his fire-related trauma will be cured after that.

I wasn't harmed. And you uhh... you're healed atleast?

Ethan, buddy, if the same thing happens to Al, do you think he will care that he got healed after?

[He shakes his head]

Then what am I supposed to do?

Make damn sure that thing is able to behave before it does something you'll regret.

Okay, okay. I'll try. I think he's watching right now, so I'm just gonna stay here for a bit to try and tame it.

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

You know Al's gonna really not like it, right? Especially if it burns first asks questions later.

I know...

What's your plan for that?

Umm...

[Delphi waits for his response.

I'll...tell him that it's fine and there's nothing to worry about.

And I'm sure his fire-related trauma will be cured after that.

I wasn't harmed. And you uhh... you're healed atleast?

Ethan, buddy, if the same thing happens to Al, do you think he will care that he got healed after?

[He shakes his head]

Then what am I supposed to do?

I hear you enjoy animals.

@john-macnamara

I have three in my apartment, yeah.

But cooler and better.

I mean it’s literally the same building. And still no. The facilities here are horrid.

>:(

No.

...how old do you think are the kittens?

Literally two days.

Well I've heard that shelters don't usually take in newborn kittens.

I heard the same. But the Clivesdale shelter has spectacular foster programs.

Blegh. They think they're better than us.

They really don’t??

Do you really wanna pick that over the guy I highly trust to be able to take good care of them??

Over Omen? Yes. Easily.

Ugh. Bye then.

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

You know Al's gonna really not like it, right? Especially if it burns first asks questions later.

I know...

What's your plan for that?

Umm...

[Delphi waits for his response.

I'll...tell him that it's fine and there's nothing to worry about.

And I'm sure his fire-related trauma will be cured after that.

I wasn't harmed. And you uhh... you're healed atleast?

I hear you enjoy animals.

@john-macnamara

I have three in my apartment, yeah.

But cooler and better.

I mean it’s literally the same building. And still no. The facilities here are horrid.

>:(

No.

...how old do you think are the kittens?

Literally two days.

Well I've heard that shelters don't usually take in newborn kittens.

I heard the same. But the Clivesdale shelter has spectacular foster programs.

Blegh. They think they're better than us.

They really don’t??

Do you really wanna pick that over the guy I highly trust to be able to take good care of them??

I hear you enjoy animals.

@john-macnamara

I have three in my apartment, yeah.

But cooler and better.

I mean it’s literally the same building. And still no. The facilities here are horrid.

>:(

No.

...how old do you think are the kittens?

Literally two days.

Well I've heard that shelters don't usually take in newborn kittens.

I heard the same. But the Clivesdale shelter has spectacular foster programs.

Blegh. They think they're better than us.

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

You know Al's gonna really not like it, right? Especially if it burns first asks questions later.

I know...

What's your plan for that?

Umm...

[Delphi waits for his response.

I'll...tell him that it's fine and there's nothing to worry about.

I hear you enjoy animals.

@john-macnamara

I have three in my apartment, yeah.

But cooler and better.

I mean it’s literally the same building. And still no. The facilities here are horrid.

>:(

No.

...how old do you think are the kittens?

Literally two days.

Well I've heard that shelters don't usually take in newborn kittens.

I hear you enjoy animals.

@john-macnamara

I have three in my apartment, yeah.

But cooler and better.

I mean it’s literally the same building. And still no. The facilities here are horrid.

>:(

No.

...how old do you think are the kittens?

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

You know Al's gonna really not like it, right? Especially if it burns first asks questions later.

I know...

What's your plan for that?

Umm...

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

You know Al's gonna really not like it, right? Especially if it burns first asks questions later.

I know...

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.

[The phoenix sings a beautiful melody, slowly healing her wounds in the process]

...thanks, I guess.

[It goes back to grooming itself]

Hey sis, are you free today?

@ethan-green-69420

Yeah, why?

See, I don't trust that.

Alright, let me handle this.

[He slowly approaches the bird as it shuts up]

[Delphi continues to glare at the bird, and she doesn't stop Ethan.]

[It slowly approaches him too, cooing at him]

[Delphi is watching it like a hawk, not trusting that it's not an act.]

[Ethan manages to pet its head]

Okay...this is working great so far.

It's still an asshole.

Would you call a wild animal trying to attack you an asshole?

Considering it interacts with you just fine yeah.

I think it's not just used to you yet?

[The bird perches on his arm]

Oh my god, you're heavy.

Right. Cause trying to set someone on fire is a great way to start a conversation.

I don't think a solitary animal knows how to start a conversation in the first place.

It should know better than to just start spewing fire at the very least.

I dunno man, I don't know how it thinks.

It thinks like an asshole.

We'll see if it thinks that way.

[He holds his arm, one the bird stands on, closer to Delphi]

That's my sister Delphi. Please be nice to her.

[Delphi instinctively grips onto the singed skin, but otherwise stares the bird down to not show fear.]

[It gives her a judgemental stare back]

You set me on fire. That was a dick move.