Vaguely Pedophilic Swingset

Emily. 22. Kansas. I make youtube videos.

[seaquell]

[princesconsuela]

[peetamellarksnightlock]

[vikander]

[awwwton]

me:

[ethan-lawson-wate]

Did Obama ever get back to you about marrying his speech writer?

sadly no also when will this die

[ethan-lawson-wate]

I don't know how you do it, but your face tag is awesome and you alternatively look like a flower fairy princess or a badass biker queen and please keep slayin.

i havent updated it in literally years but thank u

[ethan-lawson-wate]

Have you read Anna and the French Kiss series?

nope

[peetamellarkthebaker]

You came home.

[basketcasemp3]

oh, I’ll get it right someday ‘cause you love me anyway

[leajon]

[ellie]

me: shoot why is every1 together and i’m here without a boyfriend/gorlfrend

me: declines every date. takes 3-5 business days to respond to messages. never smiles. cannot parallel park

[jenniferlawrencesnapped]

[notintheloop-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

[cryobaby-deactivated20170227]

when it’s my closest friends’ birthdays part of me wants to write them a heartfelt essay and another just wants to send them “birth” at 12 AM on the dot and nothing else

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

me to my skin: I know ur trying, but try harder

[frie-nds]