A Mono Robo

Don | Houston, TX | 33 | Aries | Gay | #me for selfies

[amonorobo]

Was at the sleep disorder clinic last night. Hopefully something will come of it. They had a really nice mirror in the bathroom!

Wish I got pictures of all the electrodes I got stuck with, but I think they expected me to start sleeping soon after getting set up.

[thotslightsaber]

Where do you go first at the sex party?

Bed with restraints/blindfold, waiting ass up 🪢 🍑

Into the middle of a group of guys jerking off ⭕ 💦

Sling with a queue of guys waiting for you to get on 🍑 💢

Over to a pup in a cage 🐶

To the "Urinal" waiting in the bathroom 🚽👄

Into the dark room where someone is chained up 🌑 🔗

To the waiting mouth at a glory hole 🍆 👄

To the corner to watch it all 🪑 🥸

Snack Table 🍪 🍩 🍿

"Oop, wrong address" 🏘️ 🚫 😲

"Everyone freeze! this is the horny police!" 👮 🚨 🚓

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[rockabillywife]

Nancy, 3/4/26

[zanzi2040]

[primordialcore]

fantasy orc taking care of me while im sick

[taiwanesekid05]

[kushblazer666]

now back to my cup o’ goon…

[blackscarblues]

[demonprincex]

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

[demonprincex]

the only valid person in the replies like at all

[man-door-hand-hook-car-doorsblog]

"Please everyone maturbate to the thought of me right now !!"

[amonorobo]

Tumblr update lets me see my oldest liked posts…. It really is all Homestuck for a whole year straight…

[scarletjohansson]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

[srdcovka]

WHAT

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Time for my favorite chart!

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Notice billions ain't even on there. Outliers something something.

[sugoiney-weaver]

Hey scroll back up. The second column is LIQUID ASSETS. That's essentially money that you can spend today. This isn't even talking about salary or net worth.

I thought I was Level 3. I have a savings account that does get a little interest. Not much but it's a start.

No. It turns out I'm not Level 3. I'm level 0.

[amonorobo]

Kill me, my ex showed up on my Scruff grid!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[brainflorist]

outside doing outside things

[brainflorist]

these are also from yesterday, i thought they were nice :)