king of the clouds

ethan lynn. 23. senior at osu. quarterback.

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: It's important to take care of your health, E.

ETHAN: duh

ETHAN: I know that

ETHAN: I just forgot about getting tested

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: That's good to know, at least. But they're not 100% effective. You should still get tested.

LIAM: It's been a few months since my last test. We'll just do it together. Have some bro time.

ETHAN: alriiiiight fine

ETHAN: bros just gettin their dicks tested

ETHAN: no biggie

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: Right.

LIAM: We're going to a clinic tomorrow.

ETHAN: dude I use condoms

ETHAN: I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: I'm assuming you're sexually active. So yes.

ETHAN: yes

ETHAN: i'm sexual

ETHAN: and I play football

ETHAN: and I look hot while playing football

ETHAN: so I'm sexually active

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: I'm suddenly very concerned about your health.

LIAM: Let's go to a clinic together tomorrow.

ETHAN: do you think I need to get tested?

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: It was an STD joke, E.

ETHAN: OH

ETHAN: I forgot you can get tested for that

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: No, I get tested every six months.

LIAM: But jokes aside, yes. I'm SURE, E.

ETHAN: tested for what?

ETHAN: I thought you didn't go to college?

ETHAN: OKAY FINE

[ethanklynn]

text 📲 rugrat

DYL: Yeah, I'm in.

DYL: Liam can afford to take us all the Disney World?

ETHAN: APPARENTLY

ETHAN: I offered to help but he keeps telling me no ):

ETHAN: I don't know how he's doing it

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: I have a lot saved up, it's cool.

ETHAN: are you 110% positive?

[ethanklynn]

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DYL: I don't not want to go to Disney World.

DYL: Why?

ETHAN: LIAM'S GONNA TAKE US TO DISNEY WORLD

ETHAN: ARE YOU IN?

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: I'm 100% sure. I got this. Don't worry about funds.

ETHAN: I don't want you to do /everything/ Li

ETHAN: that's a lotta money

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: I don't know, man. I feel like they'd look in the mirror and just get angry all the time.

LIAM: No, no. It's my treat.

ETHAN: that sounds like literal hell

ETHAN: like, yikes

ETHAN: are you sure?

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: Not necessarily. You sharing my face could make me hate you. It happens to twins all the time.

LIAM: Good, then I'll start doing more jobs for spending money. Don't want to dip too far into my savings, considering I'm paying for the children, too.

ETHAN: how could someone hate their own face

ETHAN: that's like

ETHAN: hating themselves

ETHAN: I can talk to my boss too and see if I can pick up more hours at the restaurant

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: You're my favorite person, you know that?

LIAM: Good, let me know what he says.

ETHAN: I kind of have to be

ETHAN: I share your face

ETHAN: I'm sure he'll be fine with it as long as I stay in shape for games? and like

ETHAN: keep in touch about it ?

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: You're both.

LIAM: You're really too excited for this.

LIAM: I was thinking the end of next month?

ETHAN: DUH

ETHAN: IT'S DISNEY WORLD

ETHAN: oooooh yes just in time for halloween

ETHAN: I can talk to my coach about it

[ethanklynn]

text 📲 rugrat

ETHAN: DO YOU WANNA GO TO DISNEY WORLD

[ethanklynn]

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LIAM: You're a doofus and I love you.

LIAM: Alright, you ask Dyl and I'll ask Jo.

ETHAN: hey I'm not a doofus I'm a quarterback

ETHAN: but I love you too

ETHAN: ALRIGHT