queen bitch

shelby. bisexual feminist with a passion for dogs and poetry and art.

[etherealsmile-blog]

go follow my other blog @angryflowergoddess bc I cant access this one anymore and I won't be using it anymore.

[mydisturbingthoughts-blog]

[8nq-deactivated20161103]

im rotting its fine

[underwata]

new year wishes: silk dresses, long tangled hair and laughter

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2) how sober-minded he is, 3) how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4) how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for (though not without conditions.)

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had train sets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected train sets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those train sets, and then endlessly talked about those train sets to anyone sat next to him at thanksgiving dinner (when he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is.)

He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful (not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person)

He is. A. Gigantic. Nerd.

[ronandhermy]

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time.

Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

[5265ad]

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

[srkdall]

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

This was the year I felt the most 

[surprisebitch]

#and nothing at all

[haelem]

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[technicallity]

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[uncle-tomfoolery]

i didn’t say anything when first i saw this but now i’m even more confused. how you gon’ say “heritage not hate” while you threatening to rape something? how you gon’ rape a puppy? why this picture where it shows you clearly “love” the puppy? why whites want any excuse to talk about coitus with beasts? how is her heritage related to the confederacy when the confederacy seceded from this country? where she from? i’m so confused 

[nomingia-blog]

[blahhmebby-deactivated20160408]

When you think you on to me

[blahhmebby-deactivated20160408]

I switch it up

[olddaddytshirt-deactivated20160]

if ur bi/pansexual

you can call yourself gay and queer (if you choose to reclaim the latter), bc u experience same-gender attraction

you’re not in a “gay” or a “straight” relationship based on who you’re dating unless you want to define it as such yourself (you don’t need to let someone else define it for you)

don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself if the validity of your sexuality is being questioned based on the relationship you’re in or if you’re more attracted to one gender than others

also ur cute

[isohels]

Do you know what I hate??

When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”

Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!

I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????

How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??

[randomstabbing]

THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.

[paradeofproblematicfavs]

“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”

[celtyradfem]

The ‘you need to take a joke but don’t you snark back to him’ response.

[zaphic]

holy shit is that gaslighting? because my parent’s have been doing this to me since forever and i’m sick to death

[bettersituation]

Some people sleep at night. But not lovers. They sit in the dark and talk to God, who told David, Those who sleep all night every night and claim to be connected to us, they lie.

Rumi (via creuxing)