The-Visitarium

"WELCOME, WELCOME, to the noble work"

[ethersworn]

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.... Ah. Much better. Welcome, to the auditorium message box.

My name is Zochixil. Humble servant and embassador of Esper. Senior ethersworn, those dedicated to the sacred work.

I hope, that with this medium. Espero may construct flourishing partnershio with the rest of the multiverse

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[mirak-the-malignant]

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[ethersworn]

Will your needs be satisfied, if you reclaim you old body, with Etherium?

[mirak-the-malignant]

What does that entail?

[ethersworn]

I am partially knowledgeable, of your Kim biology.

I admit, such body would require to be límited to three dimensión, wich as I know, Is . . . Uncomfortable for your kind. Of course, there is always the daring artificir seeking for Challenger, such as creating prothesis of higher dimensión.

If you speak of favour or prizes? Just regconize, and speak of the benefit, of Etherium trasncendance.

[mirak-the-malignant]

Does it have a mouth?

[ethersworn]

YES (The bodypart of mouth have the options of jaws, beaks or proboscis. Further operación upon the windpipe and the rest of the digestivo system are optional, tought recomiendes, to avoid contamination)

[expertguidegoblin]

EXPERT GUIDE GOBLIN SERVICES

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YOU WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE, BUT WAIT! ALL KINDS OF DANGERS! FROM SCYTHECATS TO CROCODILES, BALOTHS TO DIRECTIONS! SO MANY THINGS TO SEE, SO MUCH TO EXPLORE! BUT SO MUCH DANGER! YOU NEED TO HIRE A GOBLIN SHORTCUTTER! I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. I HAVE A PET. CONTACT TODAY! DISCOUNTS ARE CURRENTLY BEING APPLIED TO TRAVEL THAT REQUIRES THREE OR MORE OMENPATHS! travel to Zendikar is currently off limits. Strange doors will be avoided. DON'T JUST HEAR ABOUT THE WORLD, SEE THE WORLD!

[ethersworn]

Amusing. Answer my inquire, wise goblin. Why Zendikar Is off-limits?

[expertguidegoblin]

I OFFER GUARANTEED SURVIVAL AS AN EXPERT GUIDE GOBLIN. Zendikar has no guarantees.

[ethersworn]

While the rest of the planes have an guarantee of survival, such as, Let's say: Innistrad, ravnica, grixis or ikoria?

[expertguidegoblin]

I CAN OFFER A GUARANTEE OF SURVIVAL AS AN EXPERT GUIDE GOBLIN ON RAVNICA AND ALARA, IKORIA I KNOW HOW MONSTERS THINK AND DOG CAN TALK TO THEM, WHILE INNISTRAD IS KNOWN FOR THE DANGER IT POSES I AM SIMPLY BETTER.

[ethersworn]

You sound confidente. Confidente people to gain such ego, due to their expertise and inteligente. I trust your words.

Grandfather, please don't trust unknown goblins of the tulblrite.

[expertguidegoblin]

EXPERT GUIDE GOBLIN SERVICES

DENIZENS OF THE PLANES, HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

YOU WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE, BUT WAIT! ALL KINDS OF DANGERS! FROM SCYTHECATS TO CROCODILES, BALOTHS TO DIRECTIONS! SO MANY THINGS TO SEE, SO MUCH TO EXPLORE! BUT SO MUCH DANGER! YOU NEED TO HIRE A GOBLIN SHORTCUTTER! I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. I HAVE A PET. CONTACT TODAY! DISCOUNTS ARE CURRENTLY BEING APPLIED TO TRAVEL THAT REQUIRES THREE OR MORE OMENPATHS! travel to Zendikar is currently off limits. Strange doors will be avoided. DON'T JUST HEAR ABOUT THE WORLD, SEE THE WORLD!

[ethersworn]

Amusing. Answer my inquire, wise goblin. Why Zendikar Is off-limits?

[expertguidegoblin]

I OFFER GUARANTEED SURVIVAL AS AN EXPERT GUIDE GOBLIN. Zendikar has no guarantees.

[ethersworn]

While the rest of the planes have an guarantee of survival, such as, Let's say: Innistrad, ravnica, grixis or ikoria?

[mirak-the-malignant]

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[ethersworn]

Will your needs be satisfied, if you reclaim you old body, with Etherium?

[mirak-the-malignant]

What does that entail?

[ethersworn]

I am partially knowledgeable, of your Kim biology.

I admit, such body would require to be límited to three dimensión, wich as I know, Is . . . Uncomfortable for your kind. Of course, there is always the daring artificir seeking for Challenger, such as creating prothesis of higher dimensión.

If you speak of favour or prizes? Just regconize, and speak of the benefit, of Etherium trasncendance.

[expertguidegoblin]

EXPERT GUIDE GOBLIN SERVICES

DENIZENS OF THE PLANES, HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

YOU WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE, BUT WAIT! ALL KINDS OF DANGERS! FROM SCYTHECATS TO CROCODILES, BALOTHS TO DIRECTIONS! SO MANY THINGS TO SEE, SO MUCH TO EXPLORE! BUT SO MUCH DANGER! YOU NEED TO HIRE A GOBLIN SHORTCUTTER! I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. I HAVE A PET. CONTACT TODAY! DISCOUNTS ARE CURRENTLY BEING APPLIED TO TRAVEL THAT REQUIRES THREE OR MORE OMENPATHS! travel to Zendikar is currently off limits. Strange doors will be avoided. DON'T JUST HEAR ABOUT THE WORLD, SEE THE WORLD!

[ethersworn]

Amusing. Answer my inquire, wise goblin. Why Zendikar Is off-limits?

[mirak-the-malignant]

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[ethersworn]

Will your needs be satisfied, if you reclaim you old body, with Etherium?

[broken-halo-archive]

Good morning

As I woke today I had a realisation. My current housing situation is not properly sustainable.

Could anyone with more expertise in the subject assist me? We can discuss payment if you so desire.

With respect

A

[ethersworn]

Welcome. My name is Zochixil, from Esper.

Fortunatly for you, your call for housing remodelation have arrived to my hearing devices.

Can I know the nature of your problems, to offert the proper sevices and prizes?

[broken-halo-archive]

Most places I reside at on my homeplane end up being raided, which is not ideal.

As for other planes, I find it hard to understand the housing situation without spending a great amount of time on doing so, which is difficult to achieve without a resting place.

I hope this is enough information to assist you in assisting me.

With respect

A

[ethersworn]

Mmh. I offert you two solutions.

I could put you in contact with manufacturers of automatas and household security.

Or I could recommend possible housing in the plane of Alara. For that one, I need to know. What kind of dangers are you comfortable with? You prefer angels or demons? You prefer a lush forest, an extreme landscape of fire, or a land devoid of life?

[broken-halo-archive]

I would prefer the second option if possible. I have a preference for angels in theory and demons in practice. I suppose out of those three the devoid one seems most appealing.

With respect,

A

[ethersworn]

I should have involved myself in the housing business. Sigh

Your preferred option would correspond to the Shard of Grixis, from the plane of Alara. Its main inhabitants are various strains of undead, ruled over by liches, necromancer and demons.

[ Pamplhet of Esper developed lands in Grixis, accompanied by a homunculi with a thumb up. "Welcome to Grixis, land of oppressive order and infected by anarchy. Bring your raincoat for the acid rains"]

The deal that my friends offer to their future colonizers is that they sell off any form of precious mineral, especially if they are unique to their planes . In your case, two chunks of xexites should be enough to permanently pay the house, and make it yours.

[broken-halo-archive]

Good morning

As I woke today I had a realisation. My current housing situation is not properly sustainable.

Could anyone with more expertise in the subject assist me? We can discuss payment if you so desire.

With respect

A

[ethersworn]

Welcome. My name is Zochixil, from Esper.

Fortunatly for you, your call for housing remodelation have arrived to my hearing devices.

Can I know the nature of your problems, to offert the proper sevices and prizes?

[broken-halo-archive]

Most places I reside at on my homeplane end up being raided, which is not ideal.

As for other planes, I find it hard to understand the housing situation without spending a great amount of time on doing so, which is difficult to achieve without a resting place.

I hope this is enough information to assist you in assisting me.

With respect

A

[ethersworn]

Mmh. I offert you two solutions.

I could put you in contact with manufacturers of automatas and household security.

Or I could recommend possible housing in the plane of Alara. For that one, I need to know. What kind of dangers are you comfortable with? You prefer angels or demons? You prefer a lush forest, an extreme landscape of fire, or a land devoid of life?

[broken-halo-archive]

Good morning

As I woke today I had a realisation. My current housing situation is not properly sustainable.

Could anyone with more expertise in the subject assist me? We can discuss payment if you so desire.

With respect

A

[ethersworn]

Welcome. My name is Zochixil, from Esper.

Fortunatly for you, your call for housing remodelation have arrived to my hearing devices.

Can I know the nature of your problems, to offert the proper sevices and prizes?

[razzle-the-dazzler]

[A video. A shadowed figure, standing in some of the deeper archives of the Biblioplex, pulling a number of books from the shelves. Once loaded up with what must be a satisfactory number, it simply disappears, taking the books with it.]

Does anyone on the network have any idea what this is? All the books taken were on necromanctic principles, categorization of undead, and funeral practices across different cultures.

[The following is warded, only visible to Strixhaven students.]

I’m worried it might be something Oriq.

[ethersworn]

Possibly an grixian ranscallion.

I should ask, why you didn't stop the thief rather than observe the crime as a chicken?

[ethersworn]

Dear observer. I saw the most baffling scene.

A clothed octopus, telerporting in the middle of the cesspool.

It disappeared within a 1-minute frame, at 44 seconds. What curious encounter.

[ethersworn]

Update of the youngs.

First, an aviskhari dared to enter to my lair. As soon they shared their goals of retrieving the kids, I shoved all the infants to their charge.

I trust, that Aviskhar have the means to return these kids of their homes, and are more capacitated to take care for their kiddy necesities.

(Sidenote, build an barthroom for the biological necesities. Not everyone, have updated their bodies to discard the disposition of trash)

Second, I somehow gaine the reputation of an "raid boss"? What does that word even means? Why are all these thieves assaulting my house? I don`t have artifacats, only my collection of drakes figurines!!!

Status: Relieved/ Stressed

[ethersworn]

News, relevants to the inhabitabts of Strixhaven, Kamigawa and Aviskhar.

I report to be un the posession of three infants and four young adults of their planes. They were on their own world "searching for treasures and artifacts in the lich's tomb". I am sending this message, hoping that their familias or legal guardians come to retrieve thems.

They are safely resguarded in the guest's room. Being feed with goop with all their nutritional need, and fruits from Naya.

Now, I shall behind with the description, due to these "adventurers" refusal to share their names or any personal information.One tall and male, of pale skin young adults, with long ears. An kid and girl, wich an green blue uniforme. An strangely small adult, with hair over it's face. An-

ALERT. ALERT. YOU ARE ABANDONING THE GUESTROOM. RETURN FOR YOUR SAFETY

Oh no. They are attempting another escape.

[biilziebub-rakdos]

Anyone here been to Skysail? Fuuuuuuuuuunn times. They’re so weird about flyings that arnt whazzit. The fuckin. Not-dragon shits. Those balloons burn so well…

[ikoria-travel-tips]

Are you the one who burned down half of Skysail? Not mad, just wanna know your location

[biilziebub-rakdos]

I live in Nido Sanctuary, floor 13, apartment also 13.

[gesserith-the-broker]

Motherfucker. No, that's my address. I did not burn down an Ikorian location. I've never been on Ikoria.

[biilziebub-rakdos]

My location changes very often. @ikoria-travel-tips, if you’d like to meet to fight, argue, etc etc, I’ll let you choose the where and we can figure out a time that works.

[ethersworn]

ah. The famous son of Rakdos, the head guild of Ravnica

This is one of the gift of Niv-Mizzet? Endless destruction and unjustifie violence?

I must say. If you are one of the best creature than Ravnica have to offert. I am afraid, that it's an plane of buffons and fools. An plane-wide circus of criminal and monsters.

[planar-kaos]

My name is Silas, I guess this new fangled interplanar communication device they’re wanting us students of Strixhaven to use might come in handy for recording our new experiences now that the university wants us second years to go explore omenpaths as “field research” trips.

Do we even need to do that? I’m led to believe that any spell ever used eventually finds its way into the Biblioplex eventually. What a pain.

At least it will give me some time away from the pressures of my family. I joined Silverquill to carry on my family legacy but I still don’t feel like I fit in. Does the bullying ever stop or am I expected to stop it? I’ve already had to banish three inklings from my toilet this week and I don’t know what spell sealed my *Oration Hexcraft Manual* shut but I can’t get it open and we have test on Friday.

Gods help me. Send tips for survival, I guess.

[obscura-omenseeker]

Blackmail works pretty well. Or hammers. Mages never expect 300 hammers dumped off of a roof. Common Riveteer tactic. Granted, I’m Obscura, but I can appreciate the strategies.

[ethersworn]

Blakcmail sound like an good idea. But if you reveal to your opponent that you know their secrets, now you have become an target of their fury.

The dead can`t tell secrets, as the saying says.

I must add, that I have no comment about the hammer. Cause factually speaking, I dont see any disadvantages. Its an effective spells, in my opinion.

[obscura-omenseeker]

Wooo! Hammers!

Also, how have the recovery efforts went?

[ethersworn]

Indeed you information was truthfull. Thanks you for the honesty.

As for the recovery. I don`t know. Last news, is that they send two transport thopters, with prototypes of submergibles automatons.

The drakes of the plane, are much to our pains, more stubborn than ours.

[planar-kaos]

My name is Silas, I guess this new fangled interplanar communication device they’re wanting us students of Strixhaven to use might come in handy for recording our new experiences now that the university wants us second years to go explore omenpaths as “field research” trips.

Do we even need to do that? I’m led to believe that any spell ever used eventually finds its way into the Biblioplex eventually. What a pain.

At least it will give me some time away from the pressures of my family. I joined Silverquill to carry on my family legacy but I still don’t feel like I fit in. Does the bullying ever stop or am I expected to stop it? I’ve already had to banish three inklings from my toilet this week and I don’t know what spell sealed my *Oration Hexcraft Manual* shut but I can’t get it open and we have test on Friday.

Gods help me. Send tips for survival, I guess.

[obscura-omenseeker]

Blackmail works pretty well. Or hammers. Mages never expect 300 hammers dumped off of a roof. Common Riveteer tactic. Granted, I’m Obscura, but I can appreciate the strategies.

[ethersworn]

Blakcmail sound like an good idea. But if you reveal to your opponent that you know their secrets, now you have become an target of their fury.

The dead can`t tell secrets, as the saying says.

I must add, that I have no comment about the hammer. Cause factually speaking, I dont see any disadvantages. Its an effective spells, in my opinion.