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@ethically-immoral
I've no idea why I'm so insanely horny today. That said, my stamina isn't what it was 30 years ago, and so even though I have yet to have my libido stop roaring this afternoon, I've only blown my load seven times; however, should my lust continue to rage, I'm sure I'll crack out between two and four more tablespoons worth before I head to bed tonight.
Please excuse me for alluding to bad language for a moment, but with everything else going to pot in my life, I would love to spend a few mindless hours learning what it's like to be f*cked and filled by any variety of man or beast.
And by that, I mean "I wish to risk neither inquisition nor incarceration; however, is there anyone in the local area who wants to help a newbie take - or at least talk about taking - some non-human cock?" =^_._^=
If the primary protagonist from the Zelda franchise were exceptionally buff and twice as large, would that make him a mega Link?
I've managed to make it another year aboveground, and I'm torn as to how - or if - I should celebrate that fact.
Half of me wants to clean out and try to get fucked and filled, while the other half wants to pull on some ratty sweatpants, drag a tray of lasagna onto the bed with me, and alternate between winnowing down my reading pile and plowing through my backlog of movies and television shows I've been setting aside.
And then you have a Sunday afternoon hookup where both they and you have agreed to share a CNC encounter with light to moderate bondage, then find out - roughly three minutes after they stuffed an unexpected ball gag into your mouth and shackled you to the bed frame - that their stated willingness to follow the CNC guidelines the two of you have negotiated may have appeared to lessen during their drive over, and is now apparently nonexistent.
That said, there is always the possibility that they would be willing to increase the amount of consent should you opt to use a safe word or ask them to de-escalate the level of physical force and frightening language being used, but there is an equal or greater level of possibility that said ball gag lowers your intelligibility.
To be fair, there is the chance that you might learn what it feels like to have lightweight shorts ripped apart and roughly stripped from your body, and gain a better understanding of how a literal pain in the ass differs from its figurative counterpart.
And, in conclusion, it is never a bad idea to remember just how critical it is to provide aftercare, and it is always pleasant when your partner du jour becomes very attentive thereunto.
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And, in completely unrelated news - to wit: my comments below are in no way related to having my guts scoured and flooded by a disconcertingly fat cock with multiple piercings - I have no idea of what has triggered a relatively high level of physical discomfort with concomitant muscle knots, deep tissue bruises in a location that might make it difficult to remain comfortable whilst sitting at my workstation, and hyperextended joints.
I'm always happy to pop a package open when I want a little snack.
Has anyone else ever wanted to name a mole Esther?
1. I need a new roommate, as my previous one moved out, and I cannot afford this apartment on my own.
2. Is it really too much ask to find one who's a horse-hung BB top with an interest in older chubby men, and who owns a perpetually horny dog?
On a more serious note, if there is anyone in the Portland Metro area who is looking for a room, feel free to slide into my DMs and we can discuss the apartment, the amenities, and whether or not we think we could get along.
And no: I'm not looking for a hookup, but someone who actually needs a room of their own, wants a non-judgmental roommate, is willing to put up with someone who is not necessarily vanilla in words or deeds, and can share the rent and the bills.
Question: is the wee metal rasp that folds out of a pair of nail clippers called a petit file?
Friday afternoon: "I need to get the house cleaned, and do my laundry this weekend." Today: "Why didn't I clean out last night? I could've gone to Peeps or Peeps Too and spent the afternoon taking raw cock and filling up with loads." So. Damn. Horny. Right. Now.
Concerning audio porn , what is it that gets you wild?
It is a combination of breathing and moaning that truly communicates down to my very core that says, not only am I sharing this very intimate activity, but I am so thoroughly enjoying it I can't even catch my breath.
And then talking (or trying to talk) through those delightsome little gasps! Has me reaching down to join in every. single. time.
Memo to self: finish editing the audio clips that have me blasting off every time I hear them.
Memo to self, part two: make exceptionally clear that said clips are fantasy, with the majority due to my previous voice acting, and the balance cleaned up in post.
Should I keep my likes closed and let people wonder? Or have them open and let them know what I’m into for sure?
My personal preference? I love to peruse other people's likes, because whether they're nasty or nice, I usually find at least one blog or post that intrigues or inspires me.
Cooking, cocks, photography, pornography, baking, bisexuality, reading, reprehensibility, and/or anything in between - barring, of course, my personal hard limits - it's always fun and fascinating to see what other people enjoy.
hard nipples are an outfit’s best accessory
I (for the most part) agree wholeheartedly, and it's why I've been vacillating between getting my nipples pierced and refraining from doing so.
On the one hand, they're almost always perky (which shows through t-shirts, dress shirts, and polos) because they're hypersensitive; however, I'm curious about how sensitive they'd be if pierced.
TBH, it's the same reason I've thought about a penis piercing, but I'm unlikely to do that, either. Foreskin restoration/stretching, maybe, but not piercing.
That said - and this is a personal preference, and is in no way meant to kink shame or cast aspersions on other preferences - I like them to be proportionate to the breast, and not hyperextended, massively pumped up, or stretched beyond belief.
While I have no qualms about admitting my desire to be knotted at some point within the next few months - 'tho my hope is that it occur sooner, rather than later - it is an undeniable fact that I also fantasize about spending time either atop or underneath a Falabella horse.
DRM in medicine - Digital Rectal Massage
DRM in music - Digital Rights Management
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DRM combined - Digital Rectal Management
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So the next time someone asks you about DRM ...
It never fails to amuse me when I see that one of my posts has garnered likes and/or reblogs from blogs focused on sweetness, or light, or wholesome images and warm emotional responses. And when I say "one of my posts," I'm not talking about the ones where I'm making a play on words, I'm talking about the ones where I'm whinging about my unfulfilled desire to be knotted, or reminiscing about my sexual awakening.
It's like finding out your local youth minister secretly craves wearing a rubber Nixon mask and bunny slippers whilst being double-fisted punch-fucked by an 80-year-old dominatrix with a crippling level of halitosis.
