Princess / Royal

[all-teenmovies]

[ghostlywriterr]

[mememaniamastermind]

Royalty Starters

"Watch where you're going, peasant!"

"Royal? Sure, you're a royal pain in the ass!"

"Don't you know who you're talking to?"

"Wow, it's uncanny. You really look exactly like the prince/princess."

"You're my new servant?"

"You know, I could use a new servant."

"How dare you touch me!"

"I don't think the people like me."

"I believe there have been attempts on my life. I'm hiring you to protect me."

"What do you mean you're not my real guardsman?"

"Peasant life must be so dull!"

"I'm sorry, miss priss. I was just trying to save your skin!"

"You want me to wear that? It's ghastly!"

"Have you ever even left the castle?"

"It's lonely being a leader, you know. You're my only real friend."

"Father wants me to marry a snobbish nobleman/noblewoman. I won't go through with it!"

"That was my favorite ball gown!"

"What do you mean you don't own silk clothing?"

"How do you people live like this!?"

[mslovatto]

Princess Rosalinda Maria Montoya Fiore

[rarerpmemes]

the princess bride; starter sentences.

❛ Hello. My name is _____. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ❜

❛ You mock my pain. ❜

❛ Life is pain, _____. Anyone who says differently is selling something. ❜

❛ You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. ❜

❛ We’ll never survive. ❜

❛ Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has. ❜

❛ Get used to disappointment. ❜

❛ I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ❜

❛ That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. ❜

❛ The battle of wits has begun. ❜

❛ Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. ❜

❛ You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. ❜

❛ Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. ❜

❛ Have you ever considered piracy? ❜

❛ Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… ❜

❛ I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains. ❜

❛ Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ❜

❛ Hear this now: I will always come for you. ❜

❛ This is true love - you think this happens every day? ❜

❛ That does put a damper on our relationship. ❜

❛ I’ve seen worse. ❜

❛ We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here. ❜

❛ I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? ❜

❛ Do you always begin conversations this way? ❜

❛ I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. ❜

❛ Please understand I hold you in the highest respect. ❜

❛ You’ve done nothing but study swordplay? ❜

❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you. ❜

❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die. ❜

❛ Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. ❜

❛ Go through his clothes and look for loose change. ❜

❛ Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. ❜

❛ You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ❜

❛ You killed my love. ❜

❛ You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. ❜

❛ I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. ❜

❛ There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. ❜

❛ I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more. ❜

❛ Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? ❜

❛ When I was your age, television was called books. ❜

❛ Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ❜

❛ You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? ❜

❛ Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? ❜

❛ Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. ❜

❛ For the last time, surrender! ❜

❛ You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen. ❜

❛ I challenge you to a battle of wits. ❜

❛ I died that day! ❜

❛ Beautiful isn’t it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. ❜

❛ Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me. ❜

❛ There will be blood tonight! ❜

❛ Is this a kissing book? ❜

❛ That’s a miracle pill? ❜

❛ The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. ❜

❛ Please consider me as an alternative to suicide. ❜

❛ They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? ❜

❛ You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you into trouble one of these days. ❜

❛ I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you? ❜

❛ I will never love again. ❜

❛ You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. ❜

❛ I’d rather eat lint! ❜

❛ As you wish. ❜

❛ While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? ❜

❛ I can cope with torture. ❜

❛ Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips? ❜

❛ Australia is entirely peopled with criminals! ❜

❛ Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. ❜

❛ Anybody want a peanut? ❜

❛ Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. ❜

❛ Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. ❜

❛ Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up. ❜

❛ That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying. ❜

❛ You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work. ❜

[amorifera]

Princess Protection Program

[ethovianrose-blog]

[absinthundblut]

[angelxobabyxo]

♡The Princess♡

For the girls who dream of iced pink flowers 

and breakfast at Lauderée 

 and chiffon gowns 

as they stand outside their balcony, 

seeking comfort in their silky robe and the streets down below.

[ethovianrose-blog]

O sweet Princess, how vast your dreams must be.

[tallmadge-721archive-blog]

Barbie as The Princess and The Pauper Sentences

FREE

“All my life I’ve always wanted to have one day just for me.” “What do you think I’m running here, a cabaret?” “Keep laughing, you’ll be working for me for another 37 years.” “What would it be like to be free?” “You would think that I’m so lucky that I have so many things.” “Duty means doing the things your heart may well regret.”

HOW CAN I REFUSE

“What better husband could a princess choose?” “I’ll wear the crown, for how can I refuse?” “All hail me!” “This peasant’s son wont turn and run!” “The moment that I get back, I will show them who’s the boss.”

WRITTEN IN YOUR HEART

“You’re always free to begin again.” “When you find the place that your heart belongs, you’ll never leave.”  “You and I will always be celebrating life together.” “You’ll find destiny is written in your heart.”

I AM A GIRL LIKE YOU

“It’s cold and wet.” “In my head I’m back in bed, snuggled up and sleeping late.” “I’d rather be in my library reading science books all day.” “We take responsibility, we carry through, do what we need to do.” 

TO BE A PRINCESS

“Stay present, stay pleasant, stay proud.” “Never show a thing you feel inside.” “Speak and be clever, never at a loss for words.”

THE CAT’S MEOW

“Something in your throat?” “I can see it when you’re feeling low, you can’t hide that from me.” “You should change your point of view.” “There is not one hair of you that I would rearrange.”

IF YOU LOVE ME FOR ME 

“Will I be the one you choose?” “Can you tell my heart is speaking? My eyes will give you clues.” “What you see may be deceiving, truth lies underneath the skin.” “In my heart, I’d be glad if you loved me for me.”

BONUS 

“You’re like this rock. Unassuming on the outside but a treasure within.” “You do love disguises, don’t you.” “I’ve got dirt on my bum!”

[derangcdarchive-blog]

send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

[sunlightswallowed-a]

“I crave a sort of freedom that makes me feel like I’m floating on thin air.”

—

dream-jackson

(via

volxntad

)

[asi7at]

«Не грусти, ибо Аллах — с нами». [9:40]

[haus-of-pink]

[ethovianrose-blog]

Ethova is a small country between France and Spain, so they speak both French and Spanish fluently, with a dialect that combines the two.

[when-you-wish-upon-a-meme]

Princess Protection Program Sentence Meme

"This is high school, not Vegas. You don't need a costume change."

"I can't stand them. They're such princesses."

"My coronation is one month away. Why do we have to practice now?"

"What a beautiful coronation dress you are wearing. Who, may I ask, designed it?"

"It is so much for someone so young."

"I'll protect her like she's my own."

"She is willing to be your queen."

"I'm here to protect you but you need to trust me."

"The General will say you abandoned the country, but I must stay so the people know that you will return when it's safe."

"No matter what happens, you never forget you are a princess."

"You will both become a symbol of futilitiy to those who would defy me."

"You are now in the safe custody of the International Princess Protection Program."

"From now on, you are no longer a princess."

"A normal dad would go to a foreign country on a secret mission and bring his daughter back a T-shirt, not a person."

"Share. I know that's probably a foreign concept for a princess."

"She's gonna be a royal pain."

"The queen of homecoming? What is this homecoming?"

"I am picturing a dashing young general and he is...he's sitting on a throne."

"Royal subjects shower him with adoration."

"You are ruining my happy thoughts. Take her away."

"You vote for royalty here?"

"You order me? You. Order. Me?"

"Tonight, I serve you."

"Must be nice to play peasant for a day."

"One month before my coronattion, our palace was attacked."

"Whatever I did to make you dislike me, I am truly sorry."

"You need to lighten up on this princess stuff."

"He is very special to you. I see the way you look at him."

"He is quite beautiful, much like a prince. I wonder if he is beautiful on the inside as well."

"You really hate this whole princess thing, don't you?"

"I just want to do something more important with my life, like my dad."

"I am not a fool and she cannot make something out of me that I am not."

"You're different than I though a princess would be."

"A princess is never sure who her true friend is. Today I am sure."

"A thief has no honor."

"I want to look my best when I announce my engagement today."

"Who could be so unfortunate as to become your bride?"

"Me being a princess is not normal."

"It is about what you have to offer the world and who you are inside."

"It is a princesses job to help people."

"I guess I never really thought about what it really means to be a princess."

"I didn't mean I hate you, I hate you. I meant I hate you, like you're my best friend."

"I have a duty to my people."

"My country needs me."

"Before I put on this dress, you couldn't even remember my name."

"I never thought I could look beautiful or feel beautiful for that matter."

"Those are not things that are given, but things we must earn."