THE VAMPIRE DIARIES ( BEST OF SEASON 1 ) SENTENCE STARTERS.
â i predicted obama, i predicted heath ledger and i still predict florida will break off and turn into little resort islands ! â
â i knew iâd find you here with the crackheads. â
â hey, pete wentz called, he wants his nail polish back. â
â itâs easy ! boy likes girl, girl likes boy. sex. âÂ
â itâs a little kitschy for my taste. âÂ
â we both know the closest youâll get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it. â
â he wants to make your life miserable, itâs how he enjoys his. â
â when you lose someone, it stays with you, always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt. â
â thatâs for me to know and you to â dot dot dot. âÂ
â iâve become my worst enemy â the authority figure. âÂ
â is this the whole witch mojo thing? â
â â while you stand there, looking like one of those little yard trolls. â
â you hate me, because you loved her. â
â some girls just canât resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to taylor swift. â
â this is john varvatos, dude. â
â whatâs so special about this bella girl? edwardâs so whipped. â
â ah, i miss anne rice, she was so on point. âÂ
â doesnât it always come down to the love of a woman? âÂ
â boy, this country sure has dumbed down in the last hundred years. â
â youâre dead, dude, get over it. â
â itâs cool not growing old. i like being the eternal stud. â
â this is my fault, i planted doubt - iâm a doubt planter ! â
â what, did you fedex it to rome? where is it? â
â aw, donât get blood on the couch ! â
â why are you just standing there? that is a girl who clearly wants to be chased. â
â donât look at me with those judgy little eyes. â
â donât listen to him. he walks on a moral plane way out of our eye line. â
â good morning to you, little miss â iâm on a mission.â âÂ
â donât be bitter, it provokes wrinkles. âÂ
â iâm shallow. i am worse than shallow, iâm a kiddie pool. â
â vampires canât procreate, but we love to try. â   Â
â sorry i canât unhinge my jaw like a snake to consume alcohol. âÂ
â lesbian friend necklace? âcause weâre freaky like that? â
â iâm a terrible awful person, but iâm working on it. â
â if i see something i havenât seen before, iâll throw a dollar at it. âÂ
â youâre like mulder, except hotter, and a girl.âÂ
â itâs hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. iâm not that evolved. â
â thereâs no way in hell that iâm going to play the role of your little minion. â
â i love to see a man drown his sorrows. itâs so sexy. â
â iâve accepted the fact that youâre a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities. â
â now is not the time to be the lone ranger. â
â what you say and what you do are typically two very different things. â
â perfect, weâll just add it to the growing list of how everythingâs falling apart. â
â you know, i really liked you a whole lot better when you hated everybody. â
â do you want to hear the bad news or the really bad news? â
â you seem awfully chipper lately, less doom and gloom. â
â ah, nostalgiaâs a bitch. â
â my actions, what i do, is not your fault. i own them, they belong to me. you are not allowed to feel my guilt ! â
â youâve successfully cured him of anything that was interesting about his personality. â
â ooh, i can smell the judgment coming off of you. â
â i do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? it sends a message. âÂ
â i think you should stop with the flirty little comments and that eye thing you do. âÂ
â oh, thereâs only one do-gooder hero role available.â
â iâm a vampire, whatâs your excuse? âÂ