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@ethxltomago
gogo tomago + aesthetic
“there are no red lights during car chases!”
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.
Renoirs (via renoirs)
“I’m gonna vote for you now.”
“I’m thrilled. That’s all I ever wanted in life.”
“I, uh,” Gaston hesitated, shrugging slightly before moving on. “I sliced his arm up pretty badly, might have broken two or three ribs. Definite mental scarring,” he added, unable to help the somewhat smug grin upon his lips.
She raised her eyebrows in surprise, having not expecting that answer. “Damn, you really let him off easy,” she remarked sarcastically with a low whistle, unsure if she should be impressed or unnerved or both. “You got a reason for fucking him up like that?”
“Do you, like, think you could be any more sarcastic? But I can see your point, prom can be pretty lame.”
“Not at all,” she intoned. “It’s just not my thing---besides, I’ve already been to one, I don’t need to go to another.”
“I went to mine and I wanted to shot myself, everyone was loud and it was just girls grinding on guys the whole night. I’d rather not repeat that,” Si drawled, making a face. “Shenzi’s on the court?” That actually made her laugh. “Don’t you dare.”
“Sounds like a great time. Definitely worth however much the ticket was. And judging by your rich girl appearance, it was probably a lot,” she quipped, a hint of a smirk on her lips. “Courtesy of me, partially. Should be a nice surprise.” She shrugged. “Those three words have never stopped me before.”
“I try,” John followed her lead, moving out the room and down the hall. “Oh man, you sure you can keep up with me? I’m kind of the shot taking King.”
“I’m not trying to,” she replied flippantly, flashing him a smirk as she strode down the hall. “I know my limit, and I’m not an idiot. The real question is if you can keep up with me.”
“Hey, you remember me! Did that bike of yours ever get finished or does it still need to be tested out? I’m happy to offer my services.”
“It’s been finished, and no, it doesn’t need to be tested out---not by you, anyway. That still hasn’t changed.”
“It means someone sees you as a great leader.”
“You can do that without prom nominations.”
“I think I’ve seen her around once or twice. Well, I’ll be sure to vote for her and not vote for you, mainly cause she is pretty scary and it’d be funny to see her win.”
“Wouldn’t it? Highlight of the prom, honestly. Hey, you’re the kid that tried to ride my bike a while back.”
“It’s just a dance? Why get so worked up about that? The others on the island danced all the time.” he spoke “Fine don’t be queen, whatever.”
“Ask the giggling group of girls over there,” she replied dryly, pointing towards a cluster of students. “The island? Where the hell are you from?”
“I know right? The whole idea of the stupid prom is absolutely idiotic. I don’t see the point.” She looked over to the over with a sigh, nodding her head. All at once she remembered something, and a sly smirk came to her lips. “So, your heighness, how’s the prom voting been coming?”
“I’ve already been to one, I don’t need to go to another. There are better places to dance and get drunk and do stupid shit.” She rolled her eyes, letting out a short laugh. “Vote for Shenzi Jengo, save a life,” she intoned. “Or I could vote for you.”
“Because apparently nominating losers is a thing now.”
“Oh, no, a random girl called me a loser. My heart’s in fucking pieces.”
Gogo Tomago + tropes
“Seriously? Dude, who’d you nominate? I’ll be sure to vote for ‘em during the elections so they win.”
“Shenzi Jengo. Short hair, probably glares at 99% of the school population. Pretty sure this one first year girl is terrified of her.”
Clutching his chest dramitcally, he leaned against the wall next to him. “How could such a beautiful lady say such hurtful things? My poor heart, I think you might have broken it.”
“Oh, no, how tragic. What ever can I do to make it better?” she drawled, shaking her head in mock pity. “No idea how you can go on now, really.”