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@jareth-doyle
I’ve been told the good looking part is unintentional, but the fun, ah, that’s the tricky stuff. Though, you seem like you too are a party guy as well.
You’re making me go all warm inside, or I might still be a bit drunk who knows.
“First time,oh man was it the first time.”
“Did I also hear something about a girl? Don’t tell me you tried to out drink someone on your first time.”
“–Quick! Grab my hand! I’m slippi-!!”
Crashing into the muddy water, Mabel let out a gasp, before a bark of laughter. “No!! Scar, why? How could you betray me like this?”
“Not gonna lie peppermint, I didn’t try that hard.” He looked at her from the edge of the water hands deep inside his pockets. “Mud and me just don’t get along all that well.”
“I guess everyone just wants my boyfriend too. Whatever. If he wants them too whatever. See if I care.” She mumbles to herself as she attempts to read her book. Sitting there in her chair fuming.
“Lollipop for you and your boy toy troubles?” Jareth slid into the seat next to her with a lollipop in hand.
I do try, most of them are. Being the life of the party though, it’s hard work.
It is isn’t it? Most people don’t appreciate how much work it takes to be good looking like you and fun to be around.
I am. To be honest that party was great. Or well, the night was good.
Was it? You seem like the type to make any night a good night.
“You kinda look like you wouldn’t want too…”She says with a laugh.”Tough morning?”
“Tough? Not really I got a pounding headache but it’s nothing a few advils and something sweet won’t fix.”
“From what the Gossip blog said, I’m glad I wasn’t there.”
“Gossip blog?”
“Why is that?”
“I got a little handsy with the vodka and the boy who was giving me said vodka but sadly I don’t remember any of it.”
“How much did you even have?”
“Enough to make me forget what I did and not enough to still keep me drunk right now.”
Bill snickered. “Lightweight.”
“Sugar I’m the farthest thing from a lightweight you can find.”
Nobody will apparently.
School parties are the worst, nobody willingly remembers it.
Yeah,I’m pretty much the same. Man can that girl drink.
I’m going to guess you’re either a lightweight or it was your first time drinking?
And why can’t you remember it?
Oh you know, a little bit of drinking too much of the wrong things.
Well that was a wonderful night I won’t remember.
Just because i’m not as fast as you or Taffyta or Rancis doesn’t mean I’m not good. At least I do it for the fun of racing.
Who says I don’t do it for the fun too? Just because I prefer to win doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy it.
“How much would someone pay to be tutored?”
“That would depend on who’s doing the tutoring.”
