Here's the promised translation of 'Improvisators' that I mentioned in my prevoius post! I reaaally enjoyed this one and I hope you will too!
Thank you for waiting <3
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Here's the promised translation of 'Improvisators' that I mentioned in my prevoius post! I reaaally enjoyed this one and I hope you will too!
Thank you for waiting <3
Click here for the FULL EPISODE
Stanislav Chernyshov invites everyone to his online speaking club
I can vouch for his engaging and approachable nature. He knows how to make conversations both enjoyable and productive. This club is the perfect chance to boost your Russian speaking skills in a relaxed, stress-free environment. DISCLAIMER: I am not affiliated with Stanislav Chernyshov and his language school. I just really love his approach to teaching Russian.
Сесть and its many meanings
Basic verbs can be surprisingly tricky. You might think the verb садиться/сесть ("to sit down") is straightforward, but it's anything but simple. Here's a dive into its multiple meanings:
To board (a bus, train, etc.):
Мы сели в автобус - We got on the bus.
To run out of battery:
У телефона села батарейка - My phone's battery is dead.
To shrink:
У меня футболка села после стирки - My T-shirt shrunk after washing.
To get imprisoned:
Он сел на пять лет - He went to prison for five years.
But that's not all! Here are some more uses:
My voice is gone, I can't speak:
У меня сел голос, я не могу говорить.
I am on a diet:
Я сел на диету.
I started a book - I want to finish it by summer:
Я села за книгу - хочу дописать к лету.
Which meaning of 'сесть' surprised you the most?
Here's a comp of completely random pictures in Russian that make me giggle: pt 3
[Mom]
I'm sorry for my excitement when you said Olezhka was an abuser. I though abuser meant he worked somewhere in IT.
open it up I farted
5. PROCEDURE FOR RESOLVING DISPUTES
5.1 Should any disputes or disagreements on the current contract arise, both parties are pledged to a knife fight face to face.
[The driver is on the way.]
17:46
Hello, please order another cab.
My depression is starting.
my spine is tired of carrying my gigantic sexual nature
DRUG ADDICTION?
ALCOHOLISM?
THERE IS A WAY OUT!
POTATOES
Have a great day!
The road sign says:
Be the one who makes you happy. Originally it was: "Be with the one who makes you happy", but somehow "with" (c) dimmed.
Interestingly, it works in Russian both with and without C because the instrumental case is needed either way.
Interesting facts about the Russian keyboard layout: Ф is where the English letter A is, and A is where the English letter F is. Also, S is a common plural ending in English, and Ы on the same key is the most common plural ending in Russian.
Here's a list of great VK public pages in Russian that I adore: pt 1
If you're learning the language, I think these might help you get more familiar with not only reading and spelling, but with how Russians actually communicate. And these pages are pretty cool too, so you can just check them out even if learning the language isn't the main goal.
1. покажи нам кусочек своей жизни/show us a piece of your life
A rather cool page where people share random pictures from their phones with a bit of info about themselves. Every post has its own aesthetic but more importantly, these posts feel very real and authentic. Here's what some of these posts look like.
"I'm majoring in geo in Moscow, sing in choir, and right now I'm writing my thesis a bit worried about my future. But I'll be fine. Kindness to all"
"the life of a physics teacher 💫"
2. пушистые морды/fluffy faces
Another page that accepts post suggestions. Here you can share your adorable pet (it's mostly cats).
"his name is Oleg"
3. мам ну не читай/mom don't read it
Did you have a diary when you were a kid? I cringe every time I read my old diaries. But this page collects all the weird diary entries and posts them. Not sure where they take them from, but they're all pretty hilarious.
"the door to the future"
"the page of positivity"
I'll be back with a part two!
Дайте человеку хлеб - и он сыт весь день (Give a man bread and he's full all day long)
Дайте человеку арбуз - и он ссыт всю ночь (Give a man watermelon and he pisses all night)
There is a pun here, the two words sound absolutely the same: - сыт - is full. - ссыт - pisses This is what makes it very funny in Russian.
Vocabulary: сытый (short form: сыт, сыта, сыты) - to be full ссать - to piss (colloquial)
here's a comp of completely random pictures in russian that make me giggle: pt 2
[a product review]
★★★★★ Great product
Experience of using
Less than a month
Advantages
Boils water
Disadvantages
Uses electricity
Comment
That's how kettles work, what can I say.
— Mikhail Andreevich, I won't be at work today
— Thank you
Your region: Samara
[Yes, save me...] ("Да, спасибо")
[No, friend...] ("Нет, другой")
[A questionnare book for children]
17. What do you usually do when you are alone
Listen to music or panic
— Take 💩 for a walk
— Take shit for a walk?
— I couldn't find dog emoji
Smart eyes.
(he's a genius)
Have a good day!
here's a comp of completely random pictures in russian that make me giggle: pt 1??
(news article) a blogger got lost in a forest shooting a video on how to not get lost in a forest
um so whens this gonna turn into crab flavored lays
"please, don't knock on the glass! Dusen'ka is resting!"
-aha, you've got lack of tea and sweets -i knew it
a poet Valery Bryusov sitting under a table because he likes it
and my personal favorite that doesn't need a translation:
have a great holiday!
I'M BACK ALREADY because that was too good not to comment on, oh my god. That was hysterical. Anton's face when he pulled out that stick and the pie tin and realized he'd have to do something with it. These guys are so talented, I can't believe they pull the jokes out of the top of their heads. This is already one of my favorites and I can already foresee the rewatches. As a reverse learner, I could appreciate the humor so much. And that you explain the jokes to give cultural/linguistic context.
yes, this episode was freaking exellent! my favourite part is Anton's cocky face when he says 'yeah, I listen' I laughed for like 10 minutes when I saw that 🤣 by the way, it's not really a stick Anton pulled out, it's something called ве́ник (literally means 'besom' or 'bath broom') and is used for traditional sauna sessions (ба́ня). you basically whip yourself with it to help blood circulate better. sounds harsh, but it actually feels amazing, talking from experience lol.
/I'm too scared I may get blocked for sending the picture here, so just google 'bath brooms for banya' and you'll get the point haha/ and thank you for the feedback, of course! I'm so glad you enjoyed it 🥰
Hey, it’s that Russian learner who sent you an ask several months ago saying I watched your clips to help me. Just wanted to drop by again and say I’m still learning Russian and your videos are still hilarious! I’ve even watched a few bits of Improvisation on my own, and while I haven’t really been able to find anything with good subs, I have been able to practice my listening skills by typing the stuff I didn’t understand into the translator, lol. Thanks for the update, glad these guys are still around. Definitely glad to have discovered you!
You have no idea how happy I am I'm actually crying 😭 So glad to know you're still learning Russian! I'm even more glad to know Improvisation and my blog have been a part of your learning journey. I'm sure you've made a huge progress these past couple months! I hope you continue sticking around and good luck with Russian (๑•ᴗ•๑)
Improvisation content... What happened?
Hey guys! The Russian Improvisation fandom recieved some bad news and good news in the span of the last 4 months, and I would like to share them with you. They are quite important. First of all, I'm sad to tell you that the original show has been permanently closed. The show has aired for 8 seasons in nearly 7 years.
The reason for the show's closure is NOT its low ratings - Improvisation has been one of the most popular TV shows on the Russian television, and the fanbase keeps growing every day. In short, TNT's management team (the channel Impro was originally aired on) went through some changes, and the new team decided Improvisation had to go (which, in everyone's opinion, makes no sense). Sure, this news is dreadful, but I think the new changes make up for that.
Improvisation changed its name to Improvisators and moved to a different channel called STS and the new episodes started coming out last month! Not only that, but the episodes are now in open access on YouTube! This is great news to all of you who have been asking for the whole 40-minute episodes instead of 5-minute clips that I post here (the videos still aren't subbed though :( ).
I'm very excited to translate a clip from their new show format and I can't wait to show it to you!
Thank you all so much for your patience and have a nice day!
P.S. My friend in Moscow was on the set of their new show and she said she loved the changes. I hope you like it as well!
Silly little drawing i did to practice body parts in russian (части тела)
Vocab ru - eng:
голова - head
глаз - eye
ухо - ear
нос - nose
рот - mouth
рука - arm, hand
живот - stomach/belly (? Not sure which one is correct)
нога - leg
стопа - foot
колено - knee
палец - finger, toe
плечо - shoulder
шея - neck
бровь - eyebrow
волосы (pl.) - hair
тело - body
[sheet/get ill]
[you get ill
I don't wanna get fucking sick]
You might have figured that I love voice actors. I love this story a little too much. Hope you like the Russian version of Shrek!