i danced with you in a nightmare

disoriented weirdguy. adult. he/him boygirl. i use this blog like a diary sometimes

[euclideuclideuclid]

standing around

[euclideuclideuclid]

every day i get closer to becoming dirk strider

[mancatrex]

Simpatico still on the brain :dead:

[euclideuclideuclid]

where i can be immoral in a stranger’s lap

[skylanders-zine]

✨Introducing Portal Master Bug!✨

Check out Bug's/ @bug-shaped-pastry 's work at the zine! Her colourful artwork and attention to detail will have you stunned!

[bug-shaped-pastry]

woah wait thats me!! (that comment is so sweet thank u)

[euclideuclideuclid]

normal drawings by normal people (more under cut)

[mr-foods]

people places and things

[breakdownsbuttlights]

HF Ratchlock in flagrante delicto (or shortly afterwards), a compilation.

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My mind is just a dark sweaty box where these two live

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Seeing your human Megatron in **glorious** fully body and color I am swooning over the image of him dozing off with Ravage on his lap or chest.

Wavvage....

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Some Roddys... playing around with his shapes....

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Megatrin resting his head on Roddy's chest and covering his entire torso

SQUASH'D

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I think that upon realising it was a double date, Rodders would become insufferably into it. He'd drag Drift along into his enthusiasm too, leaving Megs and Ratty to put their heads in their hands.

Ahhh, now here you’re wrong. Rodimus is doing his damndest to keep himself and Megatron under that nonexistent hat. Drift, aware of Rodimus’s position and still on shaky footing with Megatron, maintains diplomatic silence on the matter. Ratchet actively wishes for a swift and merciful death. Which leaves Megatron, his more malicious energies denied their usual outlets, to point out the obvious and watch his companions writhe satisfyingly.

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what would cause dratchet and megarod to attempt a double date. i dont think it would happen but hypothetically what could make it.

Accident. Pure accident. It's probably happened more than once, too. The four of them part of the same away team; they have to stop for lunch somewhere, and it's only after they've arranged themselves into the same configuration around the table as last time and the time before that they realize what this is.

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Do you think dratchet and megarod would go on a double date?? Thinking about drift and roddy sitting across the table from each other...

*chuckle* This isn't the first time I've answered this question! Clearly it's an image that charms. I've spoken before about the accidental double dates of Dratchet and Megarod; the four of them sharing a table by happenstance, the nature of their configuration and all that it implies hanging in the air above them like a wasp.

What I haven't discussed is the way Megatron observes Ratchet and Drift. He studies them cautiously, avariciously, like a hungry child come upon the table of a fairy banquet. Here is something he's never tasted, that his nature forbids him to have, and that he instantly, helplessly covets. It's no secret that he admires Ratchet and has endeavoured to emulate him in more than one respect. He doesn't want what Ratchet has, exactly: he wants to be what Ratchet is. Could he become that kind of person? The kind of person who is a home for another?

At one point, Drift -- Deadlock! -- exclaims in a tone Megatron has never heard before, "Oh, Ratty, look at these adorable little squashes!" while beside him Rodimus ignores his food and shreds his napkin into confetti. Megatron feels an unfamiliar pang. He notes it, compares it briefly to other forms of pain, and files it away for future study, understanding that it will be important to him later.

[kimwazak]

[marcheriest]

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