🌊 spongebob quotes 🌊

ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand ig : sheldcnplankton

[allcapsmadbitch]

spongebob in the spongebob squarepants movie: im a goofy goober-

10 year old me:

ROCK!!

[eugeneskrabs]

“Let’s get naked!”

- Patrick Star

[eugeneskrabs]

"Let's get naked!"

- Patrick Star

[eugeneskrabs]

I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin-“

- S. Squarepants

[eugeneskrabs]

I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin-"

- S. Squarepants

[eugeneskrabs]

“There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and - I can’t do it!”

- Spongebob Squarepants

[eugeneskrabs]

"There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I've waited years for this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and - I can't do it!"

- Spongebob Squarepants

[eugeneskrabs]

“you taste like glass”

- Sandy Cheeks

[eugeneskrabs]

"you taste like glass"

- Sandy Cheeks

[dojacat]

IT (2017)

[eugeneskrabs]

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”

- Spongebob Squarepants

[eugeneskrabs]

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”

- Spongebob Squarepants

[eugeneskrabs]

Spongebob: We've been smeckledorfed!

Mr. Krabs: that's not even a word and I agree with ya'!

[spcngebcbsqaurepant]

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

That one guy from that one episode with the chocolate bars (via spcngebcbsqaurepant)

[spcngebcbsqaurepant]

Do you smell it? That smell? A kind of smelly smell, a smelly smell that smells, smelly

Eugene Krabs (via spcngebcbsqaurepant)

[spcngebcbsqaurepant]

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli

Robot Krabs (via spcngebcbsqaurepant)

[spcngebcbsqaurepant]

MEHOY MINOY

doodlebob (via spcngebcbsqaurepant)