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Weak Hero Class Incorrect Quotes

[eunjangwannabe]

Baku: Next question - you’re into Suho.

Sieun: That’s not a question–

Baku: So you agree it’s a fact

[eunjangwannabe]

Sieun: Ready for the fight?

Juntae: Oh god, we’re gonna die, aren’t we?

Sieun: It’s a fight, I know how to restrain myself.

Juntae: You absolutely do not.

[eunjangwannabe]

Baku: Dads will see their kids and be like ‘is anyone going to emotionally damage that’ and not wait for an answer.

Sieun: Dads see their kids?

[eunjangwannabe]

Baekjin: You look great. Who dressed you, the Great Depression?

Sieun: You look nice as well. I’m so sorry I couldn’t attend your funeral last year.

[eunjangwannabe]

Seongje: You’re too soft.

Juntae: I’m sensitive, not soft. I’ll tackle you while I’m crying.

[eunjangwannabe]

Sieun: Juntae, how do you keep such a friendly disposition in this awful world?

Juntae: Do you mean what do I do when I see Mr. Blues peeking around the corner?

Gotak: Oh my god, you even have a cutesy name for depression!

[eunjangwannabe]

Seongje: Oh, so now I’m “bad” just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

[eunjangwannabe]

Baku's Father: You’ve been drinking again?!

Baku: I don’t even drink so don’t start with all that.

Baku's Father: So why was THIS under your bed? [holds up water bottle]

Baku:

Baku: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE!

Baku's Father: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE!

[eunjangwannabe]

Sieun: I’m in love with Suho.

Juntae: Water’s wet. Gotak is hot. You got the top score on the exams.

Sieun: What?

Juntae: Oh, I thought we were listing obvious things.

Gotak, in the background: Did you just say I was hot?

[eunjangwannabe]

Sieun: These days, everyone is too worried about hurting someone’s feelings.

Sieun: When I was young, there were no feelings.

[eunjangwannabe]

Sieun: We need a distraction. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Baku: My time has come.

[eunjangwannabe]

Beomseok: You’re not a good person just because you love soup

Suho: What’s your fucking damage

[eunjangwannabe]

Sieun: I really dislike the snow.

Sieun: It’s like my mother but warmer.

[eunjangwannabe]

Baku: You look so unapproachable!

Sieun: And yet here you are.

[eunjangwannabe]

Baku, about Seongje: Can you come collect your freak? He’s doing things.

Baekjin: No, I set him loose on purpose. He needs enrichment.

[eunjangwannabe]

Suho: Sieun doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as I do, which is very funny because I will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning babe, love of my life, my baby, my sweetheart, my sun and moon”

Suho: And he will reply “hello Suho”

[eunjangwannabe]

Beomseok: Why are you two holding hands?

Sieun: Studies show it relieves stress.

Beomseok: Oh, I thought you were on a date or something.

Suho: We are, we’re also just really fucking stressed.