Eustace Winner

They call it the human race because somebody has to win it -- and that somebody is me! --- aa askblog

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"So this is the Tumblr place going around the office..."

"Ahem... Hello! My name's Eustace Winner, and I'm the newest hire at the prosecutor's office!"

"I've got a lot of work to do to become the best one here, but if I have time, ask me whatever you want!"

Rules + Notes from Mod - Mod, @i-exist-0307, uses he/they, and this is my first askblog! If anything is out of character or done incorrectly, please let me know! - This isn't going to be super heavy on the roleplay side, moreso centered around asks. I might be a little picky, but realistically I'll respond to whatever. - I'm a canon names truther. I'll respond to Sebastian as if it were Eustace, but I will be using Eustace as his name. - Timeline is shortly after the events of aai2 unless specified otherwise - No NSFW, both Eustace and mod are minors, keep it PG-13 - These might contain a few headcanons, but nonetheless canon is an influence, so unless directly asked they won't be brought up. - You can ask me (mod) questions about my interpretations/headcanons if anything I say is confusing - I won't be responding to ship asks with confirmation. Feel free to send them, but don't be surprised if the response doesn't quite comply. um yeah!! thanks!!

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Eustace watch Steven Universe

"Oh, Kay mentioned watching this with Mr. Edgeworth, I think. I'll see if they want to watch it with me!"

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So who are you living with now? Considering your father is like evil as hellllll

"I'm living with Kay right now! At least until I figure out getting my own house."

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"THEY STRANGLE EACH OTHER!?!?"

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When will you wear wigs

"If I need to go undercover, or something, I probably will."

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Gay means when boys kiss other boys, or when girls kiss other girls!!!

Lock in gang

"Ohh... well, since I've never kissed anyone, the guys at Themis must have been wrong!"

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Happy pride my dude!!! How's Ms faraday?

"Kay's doing great, she went to see that Jammin' Ninja stage show last weekend! Er... happy pride to you too!"

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Yanks your exposed nerve ending

"Uh... what's that, again?"

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You qre a bugs to me. Bugboy. You have an antenna and everything.

"It's not an antenna! I thought I'd already told you, it's a piece of hair!"

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This you?

"I don't think so... who is that, anyway?"

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Yes the wreath just appeared

Just like how kitty has reappeared in your office...

"!"

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Will you wear wigs

"I mean, I guess if I have to... whats with all the questions about wigs?"

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Pride month is the celebration of the LGBTQIA+ community!

Which stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, queer, intersex, and Asexual!

It's during June and many people on tumblr really like it!

Happy Pride! 🌈 (The rainbow is part of the celebration.)

"Oh... and, uh, what do those words mean, exactly?"

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Eustace could I mayhaps tug on your cowlick thingy. What Ever that little thing on top of your head is. ❤️👀

"Not again... no!"

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Have you worn wigs?

"Uh... no, I don't think so."

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I yank his antenna

"OWWW! IT'S NOT AN ANTENNA, A STRAND OF HAIR!!"

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I actually have zero clue where the mini wreath came from and it's not supposed to be a collar but I'm pretty sure it's handmade yea

Fiona was very chill and let me put it on her without problem

"Ohhh.... did the wreath just appear, then?"