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[dooksieboo]

Idk how to word this but golden retrievers are doggier than all the other dogs like they are the most dog to ever dog in the entire dogverse They are like the mascot of dogs

[evaharding2013]

Last year, my friend bought me and some of my other friends mini water guns from Primark and we took them to school and stuff. basically i would spray this kid called Billy who was in my class (in primary everyone used to say we looked like twins- we didnt. he also acts like such a wannabe badman) quite often. and when i did, he would always say "ur so dead". and did he do anything most times? no. but one of the times at lunch, me and my friends were standing in the corridoor and he comes past me and tries to spray me with his radnor splash but it only gets on my bag and then he starts chasing me w it then i go in the girls toilets but he chucks a bunch in there. anyways cue one time in maths, a random teacher comes in and asks if she could quickly borrow me and some other people from my class. we follow her and im thinking to myself "yep, they definatly found out about the water guns" and we get taken to reset base and one by one, we get taken into the room next door to get talked to. when its my turn the teachers says to me "do you know why ur here" and i say no bc i dont. then she says apparently sm1 reported that me and my "group" (only 1 person that got taken out w me was part of my group) was being mean to sm1 else in my class but we werent. we all have to write a statement and i just put idk for everything and then when we leave we get told we are not allowed to talk about this with anyone, especially the people in this room. the next day we ask the person we were apparently being mean about why he reported us and he said he didnt then the next day in p.e sm1 else in my form found out and was telling a bunch of people and we were freaking out bc we didnt want isr but we never got talked to about it again and we never found out who reported us.

[evaharding2013]

How do we know something is strawberry scented when strawberries don't have a smell?

[evaharding2013]

i made a bunch of new friends somehow

so basically, probably like 60 days ago or something, i was playing brookhaven at like midnight bc i was bored and hadnt played it in years yk? anyways i somehow became friends with this random girl called Jordan, this dude called Darrel and this other dude called Kash. Kash randomly unfriended all of us tho, like how rude. and a few days later we always became friends with this dude called Owen 52 days ago, Ava 46 days ago and Frankie 28 days ago. but yh we just did like a bunch of random stuff idrk. I havn't played with Jordan in ages though and its so sad because we became like besties. Then me and Darrel were playing a while ago and we became friends with this dude called Zac and he always asks for my snap but i keep saying "maybe another time" and i lowkey feel really bad but yeah. I also havn't played with Owen in ages and me and him used to always play horror games together at like midnight lol. i also havn't played with Zac or Ava in ages, I play with darrel pretty much every day though, same with Frankie. I then became friends with one of Frankies friends, Chloe. i dont think she really likes me but that another story (if you guys want to know then tell me in the comments). Anyways, about 8 days ago i became friends with 1 of darrels friends Madz and his sister Jarret i think shes called. For the past few nights its been me, darrel, madz and jarret and one night i randomly started saying a bunch of quotes i found on pinterest and for some reason it was making chloe really mad but she didnt tell me why so i kept saying them and Darrel said he liked them because hes so awesome sauce (no i do not like him like that). but yeah i just say a bunch of random quotes until i decided to leave and go to sleep. But yeah the gang went from me, Jordan, Owen, Darrel, kinda frankie idrk and idk who else to now basically me, darrel, madz and jarret. Oh and i also made nicknames for some of them: Jordanella Umbrella, Frankensteinsaurus, Zacaroni Macaroni, Ava is Lil muffin queen (dont ask) and Darriette Barrel Unicornette Lemonette Awesome Sauce. now i have a bunch of friends that no one else knows about and they are lowkey better than some of my other 'friends' at schoo and some how ive opened up to them about so mch more stuff than i have to people in real life.

[evaharding2013]

If you are having a bad day, then here's a picture of my dog. If you are not having a bad day, here's a picture of my dog. He's such a cutie patootie.

[evaharding2013]

What is one of the worst things you've ever cooked?

A few years ago, me and my older brother and older sister were cooking a meal for my parents all by ourselves. We were cooking chicken breasts i think and i forgot what else or something and idk what we were trying to do to it but i think my sister added way to much oil to the pan. After a while the chicken was pitch black and solid. it was also somehow still raw but really burnt..? Luckily we didn't feed it to my parents but there were some tears from my sister. You probably could've killed someone with it by either throwing it at there head or making them eat it.

[evaharding2013]

My brother nearly made me blind once

So basically, a few years ago me and my brother were home alone (my parents were out and idk where my sister was) and he had this toy crossbow right?. hes like 5-6 years old than me and i was about 5-7 years old. He thought it would be a good idea to put a really sharp pencil in it and stand at one end of the living room while i stood at the other. He fired it and the pencil hit me like a millimetre away from my eye. It was an impressive shot but it hurt and it was bleeding. Then my parents arrived home and he shoved me into the bathroom and made me not tell them and i didnt because im not a snitch. He's also dislocated my arm, dislocated my leg, kicked me in the face by accidents and i forgot what else. Has anyone else's siblings done stuff like that to them?

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[vinceaddams]

It's weird to think that big hollywood movies are edited on normal editing software and they have to click a little export button just like anyone else when it's done. It feels like they should be edited on a big machine with a bunch of lights and when it's time to export you have to flip a huge mechanical lever.

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