detective business

#(ooc: making me think of cabinet man)#asks #anon

Oh good. How familiar are you with haunted glitchy arcade cabinets?

...Kind of familiar..?

priest-of-the-abyss

How’s my looovelyyy Henry?

- @evan-schmidt

Perfectly fine, dearest. Why do you ask?

Just checking in! Gonna give any more speeches soon?

priest-of-the-abyss

Perhaps. The children seem to find them… boring.

Unfortunately... but I love hearing you talk.

shush smush

I'm sorry?

priest-of-the-abyss

How’s my looovelyyy Henry?

- @evan-schmidt

Perfectly fine, dearest. Why do you ask?

Just checking in! Gonna give any more speeches soon?

William 🫵

Yeah, yeah, shush. My name's Evan now.

How familiar are you with arcade cabinets?

.....fuck it, dont need to keep a secret anymore..

A decent amount. My company used to make some. Why?

BOO!

Gah-! what??

Hi! What are you doing?

…..Nothing…

Oh. Do you want to play with me?

What? No.

Why do you hate me? You used to be willing to let me pose as your daughter. What changed?

...You don't truly wish to be here, do you?

What do you mean?

You’re just here because your dad is.

And Ama! Ama is here too!!

What i mean is you’re not here because of Henry. You don’t wish to actually listen to him!

And that’s why you’re here? Seems like you want to ogle him.

I like being around him. You don’t.

I think he’s entertaining.

*he rolls his eyes*

Fine, let’s talk about something else.

Hit me with a topic

Favorite book?

Watership Down. You?

Alice in Wonderland. What is Watership Down about? I’ve never read it, but I shall have to now!

..Lots of rabbits.

BOO!

Gah-! what??

Hi! What are you doing?

…..Nothing…

Oh. Do you want to play with me?

What? No.

Why do you hate me? You used to be willing to let me pose as your daughter. What changed?

...You don't truly wish to be here, do you?

What do you mean?

You’re just here because your dad is.

And Ama! Ama is here too!!

What i mean is you’re not here because of Henry. You don’t wish to actually listen to him!

And that’s why you’re here? Seems like you want to ogle him.

I like being around him. You don’t.

I think he’s entertaining.

*he rolls his eyes*

Fine, let’s talk about something else.

Hit me with a topic

Favorite book?

Watership Down. You?

BOO!

Gah-! what??

Hi! What are you doing?

…..Nothing…

Oh. Do you want to play with me?

What? No.

Why do you hate me? You used to be willing to let me pose as your daughter. What changed?

...You don't truly wish to be here, do you?

What do you mean?

You’re just here because your dad is.

And Ama! Ama is here too!!

What i mean is you’re not here because of Henry. You don’t wish to actually listen to him!

And that’s why you’re here? Seems like you want to ogle him.

I like being around him. You don’t.

I think he’s entertaining.

*he rolls his eyes*

Fine, let’s talk about something else.

Hit me with a topic

BOO!

Gah-! what??

Hi! What are you doing?

…..Nothing…

Oh. Do you want to play with me?

What? No.

Why do you hate me? You used to be willing to let me pose as your daughter. What changed?

...You don't truly wish to be here, do you?

What do you mean?

You’re just here because your dad is.

And Ama! Ama is here too!!

What i mean is you’re not here because of Henry. You don’t wish to actually listen to him!

And that’s why you’re here? Seems like you want to ogle him.

I like being around him. You don’t.

I think he’s entertaining.

*he rolls his eyes*

BOO!

Gah-! what??

Hi! What are you doing?

…..Nothing…

Oh. Do you want to play with me?

What? No.

Why do you hate me? You used to be willing to let me pose as your daughter. What changed?

...You don't truly wish to be here, do you?

What do you mean?

You’re just here because your dad is.

And Ama! Ama is here too!!

What i mean is you’re not here because of Henry. You don’t wish to actually listen to him!

And that’s why you’re here? Seems like you want to ogle him.

I like being around him. You don’t.

BOO!

Gah-! what??

Hi! What are you doing?

…..Nothing…

Oh. Do you want to play with me?

What? No.

Why do you hate me? You used to be willing to let me pose as your daughter. What changed?

...You don't truly wish to be here, do you?

What do you mean?

You’re just here because your dad is.

And Ama! Ama is here too!!

What i mean is you’re not here because of Henry. You don’t wish to actually listen to him!

BOO!

Gah-! what??

Hi! What are you doing?

…..Nothing…

Oh. Do you want to play with me?

What? No.

Why do you hate me? You used to be willing to let me pose as your daughter. What changed?

...You don't truly wish to be here, do you?

What do you mean?

You’re just here because your dad is.

BOO!

Gah-! what??

Hi! What are you doing?

…..Nothing…

Oh. Do you want to play with me?

What? No.

Why do you hate me? You used to be willing to let me pose as your daughter. What changed?

...You don't truly wish to be here, do you?

BOO!

Gah-! what??

Hi! What are you doing?

…..Nothing…

Oh. Do you want to play with me?