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fine bitch payback time here’s proof that @marimojinguuji gave me a legit genuine compliment
(reposting my old muv-luv entry from my best works list as a standalone essay)
The Muv-Luv trilogy is a statistical impossibility. The premise is probably the hardest sell of any game ever - the epitome of a slow burn - so I will try my best to make this clear.
Have you ever had a series that has been hyped to you by so many people that you have a negative prejudice going into it, and you want to dislike it? Muv-Luv is a series of visual novels that contains three arcs - Extra, Unlimited, and Alternative. Visual novels have no gameplay, only static characters and backgrounds with voiced dialogue and occasional player choice. You could even consider it as merely a really badass powerpoint. Alternative is the highest ranking VN on both the American Visual Novel Database, and the Japanese erogamescape. When researching them, I had literally never seen one review that described MLA as bad in any way. On the contrary - multiple sources called it ‘the greatest story ever told across all mediums.’ So naturally, I took it with a grain of salt when I decided to give it a chance. Not to mention the stupid title. At first it is so underwhelming that I almost gave up several times. However, after finishing it, I can say that those droning mindless Muv-Luv fans are right in a way few people will ever be.
The first arc, Extra, is your run-of-the-mill rom-com and is quite frankly pretty awful the first time you play it. Every single one of these tropes have been done before. It is an eroge with awful pacing and at the end you get a terribly cringeworthy H-scene with the girl of your choosing. That’s right - already this game was only marketed to people 18+, AND the first part is boring, AND probably the only people that bought it in 2003 were otaku looking for a new source of moe. What you don’t realize is that the game planned this from the beginning. All it was aiming to do in this first act was get you acquainted with the characters, and make you care about them. Oh, AND you have to beat it twice to unlock the second act. Sound alienating yet?
Unlimited, the second arc, takes things in a surprisingly different direction. The universe suddenly becomes an alternate earth where humanity is on the brink of extinction from an exceptionally realistic alien invasion. The high school setting turns into a pilot school, and the students into cadets. Okay, that’s a neat twist, but so what? This part is still entirely too lighthearted and nothing bad happens - until the very end, when the quality spikes sharply up. You start to realize that the first two games were merely setting the stage for this final act, and that they were written this way on purpose. Three years later, in 2006, Muv-Luv Alternative was released.
Alternative is more emotionally draining than any other story I’ve heard, and it has a high barrier of entry - not only do you have to suffer through 20 hours of bullshit to even get to it, but you have to have been morally accepting of the explicit content and three year wait. Oh, and the games only came out in Japan, so you have to torrent it and use a fan translation patch. In addition, Muv-Luv Alternative has some very, very fucked up scenes. Thankfully the H-scenes are mostly gone - only two in the whole game, but one of those is EXTREMELY disturbing. It is also paced horribly at the start, just like the first two.
So why am I still writing this? Because all of the prior content is a trial that the creators are posing to you. You must suffer through it - you cannot skip any of it or the story does not work. And in exchange for your efforts you will be given one of the greatest experiences you will ever see. Bafflingly enough, this is a rare case in which the final chapter retroactively makes the first part excellent. So there’s my Muv-Luv rant. I absolutely would not recommend this game to anyone not in it for the long haul. Hell, I wouldn’t recommend this game to almost anyone even if they WERE in it for the long haul. Very few people are open-minded enough to accept all of the things they will throw at you. Even so, this is my favorite visual novel, and moreover, my favorite video game.
Themes/Motifs: quantum physics, many worlds theory, extraterrestrial life, sacrifice, and at the bottom...
――それは、語られなかった他なる結末。 ――The untold alternative ending.
とてもちいさな、とてもおおきな、とてもたいせつな、 A very small, yet very large, and very precious,
あいとゆうきのおとぎばなし―― fairy-tale of love and courage――
Recommended for: People who will dedicate 50 hours of their lives to something with a stated goal of emotionally crushing you
Not recommended for: Absolutely everyone - very few exceptions
for those who didn’t see on twitter, i’m coming up on the end of common route. shit bouts ta get real.
and if you never saw the trailer, peep it here: http://youtu.be/-4X3mVeuGgU
if one more goddamned customer tells me i look like dexter or patrick stump i'm gonna burn this place to the ground
Kimi ga Nozomu Eien Teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4X3mVeuGgU
A little surprise for our KimiNozo fans out there, to celebrate the completion of the rough draft for First Chapter. Keep in mind that all of the dialogue is an unedited first draft, and none of what you see has been finalized whatsoever.
That being said, I know that a lot of people are skeptical about this project, considering the number of attempts to translate it that have been made in the past. So, I wanted to give you a tiny taste of how things are coming along, just to show that we mean business here.
We’ll have more to share with you soon, so please look forward to it.
my first translation with alternative projects, Haruko Maniax, has just released!
check out the official announce post here:
https://alternativeprojects.wordpress.com
my translation patch for Haruko Maniax has entered its final editing phase!
just wanted to share how my image edits are looking in-game - this is one of the trickier parts of the patching process, as you have to meticulously match all of the transparencies and boundaries to those of the original images, while also trying to maintain the same style of text.
please look forward to its release within the next month or so.
a few other updates:
i have also finished the first draft of Kimi ga Nozomu Eien’s First Chapter. this means that everything in the game up to the accident has been translated.
also, you can listen to the new ARG Test Cast here:
http://altradioglobal.podomatic.com/entry/2015-08-09T15_16_51-07_00
there is also an extended, un-edited pre-show this week of us just shooting the shit, talk more about muv-luv, wranglin’ gators, stumbling into a denny’s, and more. check it out here:
https://soundcloud.com/aaltomies/arg-test-cast-unhinged
thanks for listening, and thanks for all the love.
here’s the third episode of the ARG Test Cast, which features the return of yours truly to the show. this time, we branch off from the kickstarter a bit to talk about how we at Alternative Projects do our translations, the work involved to create a final patch, and the legality of fan translations in general. there are a few lovely tidbits of news included about KimiNozo, Altered Fable, and more, so do give it a listen.
i apologize for my voice being so throaty at the beginning - since we’re all so spread out across a 16-hour timezone gap, we have to choose a time to record that works for everyone. being in PST, i end up having to bite the bullet and do the record working off ~3 hours of sleep, ahah.
enjoy the new intro that i made for the show - tried to go for a sort of british, female A.I. vibe.
so, i have a small surprise.
this MV I subbed back in high school took a ton of work, and I thought it was lost to time. i ended up finding it today going through an old pc, so here it is, almost eight years later.
it’s filmed with real actors and has an actual plot line, and is probably one of the more touching MVs I’ve seen. i really hope you enjoy it, too.
please forgive the translation quality - i was still just a fledgling in japanese at the time, and i would definitely translate things differently now.
a song has not gotten stuck in my head like this in years. damn.
(via ARG TEST CASS #T02 - Sitting Down With Degica)
here’s this week’s episode of the alternative radio podcast. i was sadly unable to join the conversation this week, but in my stead we have some pretty incredible special guests - Jason and Mitch, two representatives from Degica, the team behind the official english language ML kickstarter. we get some pressing questions answered, and i think you’ll really like what you hear. thanks again to them for being such cool guys, and please look forward to hearing more about the kickstarter soon.
i hope to be back for next week’s episode, provided that i don’t fall into a three-year coma from the pace i’m translating KimiNozo at.
loving the love:)
so, i recently participated in a podcast with some of my team members to talk about the upcoming official Muv-Luv English kickstarter, translating in general, and some other random topics. it’s a little awkward at points, but if you want to hear me ramble for an hour with a guy in finland, a guy in england, a guy in singapore, and a girl in japan, feel free to give it a listen! it’s just a test episode, but hopefully things will go more smoothly as time goes on. we’ll have a couple of surprise guests for next week’s show, too.
as always, you can follow our project status here.
current translation project status
Muv-Luv Supplement - 4700/9000 lines. main story complete, sent to editor and TL checker.
Haruko Maniax - 3500/5200 lines. First draft complete. Editing and line hooking in progress.
Kimi ga Nozomu Eien LE - preliminary hacking/106000 lines. drafting route flowchart.
the cosmonaut (2013)
a song for shawna sherwood, written and recorded entirely in one week.
arrhythmia (2013)
a song for those i loved but was unable to help
alana (2012)
original concept poem for Her & the Sea.