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What are you mumbling about over there?
Hmm? Oh, nothing...Just about quitting my job, starting our own bakery, hyping children up on sugar at their own expense...That's all. So...Yes? You can be my taste tester. It's a big job, I need to make sure it gets your approval before I try serving it to your family. I need to go all out for our first Thanksgiving.
Bakeries are very fun! As are the holidays. And baked goods are always sweet. You should do it!
It would be throwing my degree out the window, that's the only thing. I didn't even minor in business. I'd have no idea where to start! Maybe this wasn't a good idea, I mean...I could always start selling from home first and see how it goes, right?
Halloween is next week and all I can think of are ideas for cookies for that, pies for Thanksgiving, and cookies for Christmas....Maybe I should just open up a bakery.
Uhm… Okay. I’ve mostly stayed in America and Europe. All the other places don’t count since I’ve only been there for a few weeks or months.
Where was your favorite place? [Reaches for the glass she had just recently given him, taking a sip and then handing it back] Would you want close to the beach or more downtown Mayfield?
I… It’s more like Russian roulette. I don’t really care what it looks like as long as everything works. I only picked this place because of the neighbors, they don’t mess with me very much. I’m not doing this right.
Oh...Right. [Nods slowly, easing against him further] No, you're doing just fine. I just want you to be happy, Calvin. I don't want you settling because of me. [Pauses] ....So...What countries have you lived in?
I am quite the heavy sleeper. As much as I have been moving around, it is a bit of a requirement.
Oh, I am not one for coffee either. It makes my hands shake too much, and my head hurt. I think it is one of those acquired tastes.
A requirement? How's that?
Have you tried tea? I can't stand the taste of that, but I love coffee. Though, really, I put way too much sugar in my coffee. It probably isn't healthy. Actually, I know it isn't healthy, since I'm drinking two cups in the morning and sometimes another at work. Really, I-- [Stops abruptly and takes in a deep breath to collect her thoughts] ....I talk a lot, I'm sorry. You're probably standing there trying to think of ways to get away from this crazy stranger.
[easily takes the glass] Not exactly, but I’ll gladly finish it for you. [doesn’t drink it right away,a smirk lingers on his lips before her next questions. His eyebrows furrow together, the smirk faint as he shrugs] I don’t know. I don’t know what a dream house is really. No one ever sold their soul for a house. I don’t do much… Dreaming?
[Shifts to lean back against him, curling up further in his lap and nuzzling her head against his shoulder] Well, think now then. You've been around a while, you've traveled...What makes you pick the places you stay? [Looks up at him and smiles, reaching a hand up to run it through his hair] The windows, the yard...What would you want? A larger kitchen? Victorian looking?
Mhmmmm. [keeps his arm around her but leans slightly forward to put his glass on the coffee table] You haven’t finished your drink yet, dear. We can do house stuff in the morning tomorrow.
[Leans with him, making a face at her glass] Is that your way of asking for it? [Smiles and holds it out to him] What kind do you want, then? What would be your dream house?
I have seen a couple of M*A*S*H episodes recently if that makes a difference. Though, technically they’re army doctors. Isn’t jet lag supped to wear off after a week?
I was kidding slightly. Hey, maybe you’d start a trend if you actually did that. Make it more socially acceptable.
I don't think Calvin will buy that, I think he's been around since before that show was even in production. I think it's supposed to, but I'm still adjusting to the time zone difference. I think the whole 'newlywed' excitement hasn't worn off.
I wish I could, but that was how I went through college for the most part. It didn't catch on them, I was just called a lazy hobo. If I started showing up at work like that I know someone is going to try and say I'm expecting, and I'm definitely not.
What? I was talking too much, wasn't I? We don't have to take in every stray I look for. Whatever house you want I'll be happy with, besides it's not like-- [Stops] ...I'm rambling again.
photo taken in Italy, during the honeymoon, by the camera on self-timer.
It’s uh—- yeah it’s not the flu. Trust me, I don’t get sick like that. The other blood it uh— sorta treats me like a vessel. Keeps me healthy. So, yeah, no I don’t get sick like the flu.
This is just…yeah. Just Hyde making me feel like crap is all. I am me right now, though! This is Andy. Not…not Hyde.
Andy...[Frowns] I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say, he can't be removed, exactly, so I can't offer that...Do you have any control over when he does his thing? [Holds out her mug further] It's like a warm hug, here. Unless you want a hug? I don't know if you do. I mean, if you do I can give you a hug, but I'm not sure if you're a hugger.
It used to happen to me, often. I would fall asleep on a stool, in the middle of a show. It was quite the sight for the concertgoers.
I couldn't imagine it with the sound happening at a concert. I'm behind a desk at work and whenever I can play music it has to be quiet, so...Yeah, it's just asking for a nap. I've upped my coffee intake, but all it does is make me jittery when I am awake.
Maybe it’s your body’s way of telling you it’d rather be in Italy.
But to be honest, is that really any different from your usual self?
I should tell Calvin that. Do you have a PhD? Maybe I can say it's doctor's orders.
Oh that's not nice! ....Well slightly. I only napped at home, not at work. If given the chance, I'd live in sweats and eat Taco Bell all day.
We've been back long enough, yet I'm still not used to the time zone change. All I want to do is snack and sleep. I swear the other day I took a nap in my chair at work.