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hi my name's miranda and i condone good vibes only my dudes

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Therapist: i want you to say something positive about urself

Me: i have eyes

[serious]

today’s mantra

[toocooltobehipster]

“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

[itmakesyousorry]

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS

[bled]

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[hbunot]

Safe in my rental like an armored truck back then

[bled]

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[throwing-lego]

this is a giraffe

[theseboobsareolderthanyou]

[danger]

[adventored]

❣ HEY summer is over and WINTER IS COMING get your cozy outfits now :) 

* BOLDED ARE MY FAVES X *

🍂Aries   -  Sweater  / Pants / Shoes   🍂 Taurus - Top / Bottom / Shoes           🍂Gemini  -  Sweater / Pants / Shoes  🍂 Cancer - Sweater / Pants / Shoes    🍂 Leo  - Top / Bottom /  Shoes               🍂Virgo - Sweater / Shirt / Pants / Shoes  🍂 Libra -  Top / Bottom / Shoes             🍂 Scorpio - Sweater / Pants / Shoes          🍂 Sagittarius -   Top / Bottom / Shoes 🍂 Capricorn -   Sweater / Shirt /  Pants / Shoes  🍂 Aquarius  - Top / Bottom / Ring         🍂 Pisces - Sweater / Pants / Shoes 

[pauljpeg]

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

[pinklilies]

it’s actually originally from babe. “that’ll do pig, that’ll do.”

[joannus]

[unclefather]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

you: are you okay?

me: *looks off into the distance*

me: in theory.

[bisexualwario]

[colachampagnedad]

me: *knows*