Size?

Bees?

[sizvideos]

[spankingmackenzie]

I needed to see this gifset today..

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

fucking amen

[kawuli]

hey look it’s me

and SOME HOW the inevitable “as a straight man” reply was HILARIOUS:

[elodieunderglass]

Oh shit

[katsuskiess]

i hate him

[tomshardy]

[cynical-werewolf-deactivated201]

How most guys sit on public transportation:

How feminist on Tumblr think all guys sit on public transportation:

[professorgoogoo]

[drawsshits-inactive]

but no we get it, your BALLS ARE SIMPLY TOO MAGNIFICENT TO BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE SEAT, FORGED WITHIN THE HEART OF A DYING STAR YOUR BALLS CAN ONLY BE LIFTED BY THE MAN WORTHY OF THE POWER OF THOR

or how else will people know that you are a MANLY MAN WITH BALLS THE SIZE OF THOR’S FISTS

i mean i guess the men sitting with their legs closed are just WUSSIES WHO LIKE TO PRANCE AROUND WITH FAIRIES IN THEIR SPARE TIME IN TUTUS AND YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO MISTAKE YOU FOR WIMPS

no no, we really do, you need to assert the fact that you indeed have testicles, how else will the public know

[cleanhippies]

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

[mr-robert-gray-deactivated20180]

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

[princessoffloral-deactivated201]

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

[myechi]

it’s chill, he’s just comparing by width

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

[taraknowlshasmoved-deactivated2]

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

[carolrance]

the correct answer is:

[pilgrimkitty]

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

[azriona]

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

[doll-frakking-house]

This woman is a Gift

[shaneofaragon]

consider: la la land, but with lesbians

[erevshelshoshanim]

Black lesbians so that the film doesn’t grossly whitewash jazz and the actual struggles black musicians went through :)

[durnesque-esque]

Consider: La La Land with black lesbians played by actresses who can actually sing and dance so instead of being a lack luster imitation of the golden age musical it is the sparkling revival of the genre with modern sensibilities.

[missdontcare-x]

starring samira wiley and janelle monáe

[bllanchettcate]

There’s no such thing as truth. It’s bullshit. Everyone has their own truth, and life just does whatever the fuck it wants.

I, TONYA (2017) dir. Craig Gillespie

[silverhawk]

honestly minecraft is a good game and i will never forgive the internet for making people feel bad for liking a game about fucking mining and building houses

[amtrax]

Ya know what? Good post OP.

[rkl3]

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

[urulokid]

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

[somewhereguaranteed]

exactly

[exdestinyschildmember]

So I’m taking this History of the 1960′s course and it just hit me that I’m the only black person in the class.

Professor: “Why was Elvis considered problematic?” Class: *long awkward silence* Me: “He became famous off of black music.”

Professor: “What state is Selma in?” Class: *long awkward silence* Me: “Alabama.”

Professor: “What state did the Montgomery Bus Boycotts take place in?” Class: *long awkward silence* Me: “Alabama.”

Professor: “What was one of the goals of the Civil Rights Movement?” White Girl: “Uhhhhh…the blacks wanting…respect??” Me:

[alwaysbewoke]

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

The white kids thought it was gonna be about poodle skirts and milkshakes

[profeminist]

[mercurialbi]

Stephanie Beatriz & Melissa Fumero

[markv5]

[heroofthreefaces]

cat post

[animate-mush]

post cat

[slushi]

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

[mysharona1987]

The screenwriter even admitted this, by the way.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Oh my fucking god we’re trapped in the timeline Marty fucked up

[obsessionisaperfume]

I KNEW THERE WAS A GODDAMN REASON.

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time